[ Shouting ]
-Hit her!-Stupid girls!
-Get her, man!-Girls suck!
-Kick his ass, Nelly!-All boys should die!
Take him out!
I don't care if you're a boy.I'm gonna kick your ass!
Anytime, anywhere, skank.
Pull upyour stupid pants first!
Why? You afraid to fight melike a man?
Kick her ass, Butters.She called your stupid!
He is stupid!Look at him!
At least he's nota z-z-zitty-faced girl.
Hey, hey. Whoa, guys.Guys!
Come on.Hasn't this gone on long enough?
Aren't we tired of beingso divided at school?
Get out of here, Cartman!Nobody's buying it!
Yeah!Everyone knows you're the worst!
Heidi: Hey!Leave him alone!
Eric tries to help,and you guys call him names?
Sorry, baby.I had to step in.
It's cool, baby.
Heidi has really been hurtby all of this, you guys.
And I think for her sake,
it's time for us to alltry and come together.
As a school.
I know we're down a bitin the polls,
but there's still a great chancewe can win the swing states.
There's still a chance?Are you serious?
Just one thing, sir.
Be a little careful what you sayabout women.
Uh, seems like that might belosing us some votes.
Oh, you don't say.
Ladies and gentlemen,
our country is dividedlike never before,
and we all know that only oneman has the guts to say
what we're all thinking.
Please, welcome the man who,with your help,
will soon be the nextPresident of the United States!
[ Cheering ]
Audience: [ Chanting ] Douche,Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche,
Douche, Douche, Douche,Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche.
[ Clears throat ]
So I'm standing in lineat the airport,
waiting in security 'cause ofall the freakin' Muslims --
[ Cheers and applause ]
And the TSA security people
all look like black thugsfrom the inner city.
I'm like, "Oh, good,you're gonna protect us?"
[ Laughter ]
Well, maybe it's goodthey're all gang members.
At least they cantell the difference
between Muslims and Mexicans'cause God knows I can't.
You know, I'm standing therein line and you know what I do?
I stick my fingerin this chick's asshole.
[ Scattered cheersand applause ]
She turns to me and says,
"Hey, aren't you that guythat's running for president?"
I say, "Yeah."
She says, "Why you gotyour finger in my ass?"
I said, "I'm justkeeping it warm, honey,
'cause that chick next to youis way hotter,
and I'm gonna stick itin her clam."
[ Scattered laughter ]
Yeah.Let's make American great again.
No dude wants his fingerin some ugly bitch's ass.
[ Scattered laughter ]
You got to be careful, though.
It's only abouthalf-an-inch away, you know,
the asshole and that clam,so you got to be careful.
Oh!Oh, where you going?
I'm sorry.Did I offend you?
Where did I lose you, honey?
So you've been okay withthe [bleep] everyone to death,
all the Muslim and Mexican shit,
but fingers in the assdid it for you?
Cool. Just wanted to seewhere your line was.
Oh, yeah, look, I guesssome more broads are leaving.
Oh, geez.You were so onboard.
I can't believe I let thatlittle offensive mark slip!
Poor girls.Did you get your feelings hurt
after cheering for"[bleep] all the immigrants?"
Geez. I'm sorry.Geez.
Are you tired of hate speech?
Are you sick of sexismand the bigotry?
Then please help the Danishput an end to trolls.
[ Singing in Danish ]
Right now, the people of Denmark
are working on a biometriccomputer superstructure
which will allow peopleall around the world
to identify the trollsin their communities.
[ Singing continues ]
But to make this dreaminto a reality,
we still need your donations.
We are just a fewmillion Kroners away,
so please donate viathe social media of your choice.
[ Singing continues ]
Just imagine it.
Knowing who said whaton the Internet.
The whole world will bepeaceful and happy.
Like here in Denmark!
Help fund our projecton social media today!
Together: Together we willrid the world of trolls!
[ Singing continues ]
because our anonymityis being threatened.
Individually,we are some of
the most notorious trollsin Colorado.
We must nowfind a way to unite.
Each one of us has the power tomake message boards go haywire,
the power to make individualsbuckle and fall.
Imagine if we use those skillsagainst a common enemy.
They have an entire governmentat their disposal.
And we have Skankhunt42.
It's Gerald,all right?
I believe that he is the keyto stopping all this.
This school is falling apartand it needs to stop.
Boys are harassing girls
and girls are stereotypingall boys as --
Not now, Mr. Stotch!Put it away!
Now,I've asked for some ideas,
and a couple of studentswant to try and help.
Please welcomeHeidi and Eric.
Guys, we have a lot of problemsfacing our school.
I don't know ifmany of you know Heidi,
but she is really smartand really funny.
-[ Scoffs ] Stop, Eric.-You are.
And she's come up witha pretty cool idea.
Tell 'em, baby.-Thanks, babe.
I don't know if you guyshave heard, but right now,
Denmark is trying to maketrolling a thing of the past.
They're asking for help,and I thought
"Why nota school fundraiser?"
Yeah,but the way you said it
was actually way funnier,remember?
-What? How did I say it?-Remember? You were like,
"Oh, what if we hada fundraiser in --"
What was it? Remember?It was like --
When was this?Were we at Denny's?
Yeah, we were havingthat dessert thing.
What was that?-[ Giggling ] Oh, right,
and you kept spilling itand everything.
Yeah, yeah. Remember there wasthat guy that had the --
He had that weird haircut
and you kept saying thatit looked like
he had a dick on his head.
Yeah, yeah.And you said that --
[ Whispering ]
[ Giggling ]
Oh, hey, guys.W-What's up?
Oh, right!A school fundraiser.
Tomorrow, we'll be going toeach individual class
with more information.
And after that...
Then we should allcome together.
[ As Cartman ]As a school.
[ Laughs ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Vomits ]
We said to be carefulhow you talked about women!
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess I just kind ofscrewed the pooch on that one.
We are way downin the polls!
I don't know howwe recover from this!
Oh, really?Geez, that's too bad.
A lot of us have stakedour lives on backing you!
You can't just go bonkerslike this!
Hey, sorry, I didn't realizewomen were racists.
You havemillions of supporters
who are looking to youto lead.
They're gonna want to knowwhat you're gonna do about this!
I mean, I don't know.Nothing. Whatever.
You want to tell them that?
[ Shouting ]
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Oh, hey, everybody.
Uh...yeah, looks likewe're tanking in the polls.
But you know what?
I was never gonna winin the first place.
I knew it from the beginning.
And on November 8th,
when I lose,
I'll be able to say"I told you so!"
This sum'ma bitchpulled a fast one on us!
It's likehe's not even trying!
Oh, no. I'm trying.I just --
-Get him![ Shouting ]
[ Shouting continues ]
-Kill him!-Tear his head off!
-Don't let him get away![ Chainsaw buzzing ]
[ Humming ]
What do you want?Go away!
Hey! Just checking to seeif you needed
any more refreshmentsfor the conference room.
We're fine.We don't need anything.
Man:Some more creamer!
Just some more creamer.
All right. Well, I just wantedto say thanks for choosing --
Okay, we're clear again.
You were saying,Skankhunt?
All right, look.How do you troll somebody?
Say really [bleep] up shitand make them quit social media?
No, no, no.It's not about one person.
It's aboutpushing people's buttons
so thatthey'll react in a way
that pushesother people's buttons!
Look, you don't just
troll a woman with cancerto get a reaction from her.
It's all aboutthe group of people
that are gonnacome to her defense!
They're gonna beso self-righteous
that another group of people
will eventually findthose people totally annoying!
You're just setting themagainst each other.
It's like the fission reaction
that sets offthe fusion explosion!
The Internet does it all,
and you just sit back withyour glass of wine and laugh!
Wow.That seems kind of mean.
It's not meanif it's hilarious!
If we all worked with you,Skank, could we do it?
Could we trollan entire country?
If we all work together?
[ School bell rings ]
Today we're gonna startour school fundraiser.
It's an idea I came up withcalled Danishes for Denmark.
It's awesome.You're doing awesome!
We need everyoneto do their part,
so later on in the cafeteria,we are all gonna need --
[ Door slams open ]
Okay, children.Let's take our seats.
Let's, uh, get back our lessonson grammar, shall we?
Okay, does anybody, uh,remember where we left off?
No? All right, who can tell mewhat an adjective is?
Thanks. You can go now.I'm back.
Who can -- Who can tell mewhat an adjective is?
Uh, aren't yourunning for president?
Adjectives usually comebefore what?
They come before nouns.That's right.
[ Clears throat ]Mr. Garrison.
You can't just act likenothing happened.
You're spiraling out of control
and you have to answerto the people!
I don't know whatyou're talking about.
I am a teacher.
Okay,adjectives describe nouns,
and there are several typesof them --Mr. Garrison.
What are some examples ofadjectives you can give me
for this sentence?Anybody?
You sold people a line,Mr. Garrison,
and you have tomake good on it!
The yellow ball!That's a good one.
Or we can say"the slippery ball," can't we?
-Come on.-What else about the ball?
No, please. What else can we sayabout the ball, children?
No, please!Leave me alone!
-The bouncy ball!-No!
[ Chalk squeaking ]-No, I'm not going back! Please!
They're gonna kill me!Children!
Help me, children!Help me!
Gerald, you're backfrom your convention?
Yeah.It went really well.
This is, uh, my I.T. guy.
Gonna help me get myoffice computer set back up.
Well, can I make you guyssomething to eat?
Don't worry about us, hon.Lots of work to do.
Love you so much!
Ike,no Internet tonight.
We need all the bandwidthwe can get.
Say hi toDildo Shwaggins.
I got to hand it to you,Gerald.
You have a really nice home.A nice family.
Yeah, well, now you seeI have a lot to lose
if they find out who I am.
And who is that?
I've studied your work.
You're so good at lashing outat the system,
bringing people downoff their high horses.
Why do you do it?
I told you.It's just funny to me.
I do it for the lolz.
I don't believe that.
I think there's moreto Skankhunt.
When I was in school,
kids teased me,
called me a midgeteven though I'm not.
My mother was a little person,
but she actually married a guywho had gigantism syndrome.
She thought if she wasa little person
and had a baby with a giant,
I would come out normal.
[ Stifled laughing ]
We can't letthese Danish pricks
take away our online lives,Skank.
For some of us,it's all we have.
Cartman and Heidi: ♪ Let'scome together as a school ♪
Cartman: ♪ We can work togetherhand in hand ♪
♪ To make the whole worldunderstand that ♪
♪ We came together as a school
♪ Put our differences aside
♪ Feeling hope now,feeling pride ♪
♪ No more fighting,it's time for something new ♪
♪ Let's come togetheras a school ♪
I really feel like this isthe start of something new.
We're gonna help Denmark,
and Denmark is gonnaput an end to trolls.
And then maybe everyone canfinally be as happy as we are.
♪ Let's come togetheras a school ♪
♪ And terraform Mars
Advisor:He went this way!
Get back here!You're acting like an idiot!
-Get him!-String him up!
Man: We put our faith in you,asshole!
Test, test, one, two.
This is Dildo Shwaggins.
We are ready to commencethe trashing of Denmark.
All trolls report in.
Che Gamorrah standing by.
MLKKK, and I'm ready.
Anonymous821 signed into multiple accounts
and standing by.
YRFATANDDUM standing by.
SupersexyLISA18 standing by.
YOURMOMSTITS standing by.
Skankhunt42 standing by.
Slapperman: Okay, everyone follow Skankhunt's lead.
Don't get distracted.We are only trolling Denmark.
All right, engaging Twitter now.
Prepare for overreactionon my mark.
Three, two, mark.
[ Thunder crashes ]
Hey, Mr. Garrison.
Come on in, bud.
Have a seat.You're not alone.
[ Shivering ]
You're -- you're not gonnatry and lynch me, too?
No lynchings here,little cowboy.
Take a seat.
You want to share with uswhat you're going through?
It's all my fault.I just --
I just wanted to get rid ofall the immigrants, you know?
[ Blows nose ]
I just -- I thought we could[bleep] them all to death,
and everyone startedlistening to me.
Next thing I know,
I actually get the nominationfrom the Republicans.
It's not your fault,little guy.
It is my fault!
I told people I couldmake the country great again,
but I didn't have a plan!
Not your fault.
I got caught up inpeople cheering for me,
being in the mediaevery day.
I led this entire electiondown the shitter.
You've got to stopblaming yourself.
Well,then whose fault is it?!
Member Lando Calrissian?
Member feeling safe?
What the [bleep] is this?
That is whymillions of Americans
want you to be president.
But there's more.
[ Knock on door ]
Did they pick it upon Yahoo!?
Don't know, but Google has itas the number-one story.
Oh [bleep]Go to -- go to Huffington.
Millions of people took to the Internet last night
after shocking claims were made about the Danish company LEGO
and their ties to ISIS.
This is CNN front pageright now.
It now appears the country of Denmark
was the victim of a massive troll.
The country is still reeling from the LEGO hoax story.
Tom, by the time the hoax was revealed,
the damage had already been done.
Millions of people got on the anti-Denmark bandwagon,
and when millions more came in to support Denmark,
hundreds of millions more got on the anti-Denmark bandwagon.
We did it!We did it!
Oh, Kyle.Uh, hey.
Didn't thinkyou'd be leaving yet.
I have a fundraiserat school.
Well, did you seewhat's all over the Internet?
Everyone'sripping on LEGOs.
Yeah, now the whole world isblowing up with Danish jokes.
The Guardianhas a bunch of stories up
about howthe Denmark government
isn't responding toeven interview requests.
Wow![Bleep] Denmark, huh, Kyle?
That's got to be what just abouteveryone is thinking now.
Sir, public opinion of Denmarkis very, very shit.
All our social-media pagesare filled with
millions and millionsof horrible comments.
And our crowd-funding sitesare taken over, too.
Everyone is making fun of uslike we're goofballs.
How could this happen?
Becausethat's what trolls do!
I should have known that
once they got windof our little plan,
they would start trolling us.
So, then Denmark isn'tfunding ISIS?
Of course not!
But how do we prove thatto the rest of the world?
We can't respond. It will onlymake the trolls stronger.
Our only choiceis to go offline.
You mean we have toquit Twitter?
The only way tostop the bleeding
is for Denmarkto get off social media.
Pokar du troollldt!
Buy a Danishto help stop trolling?
How comenobody's stopping?
Maybe this wasa terrible idea.
It was a great idea.
Hey! Hey, buy a Danishfor Denmark!
[ Laughs ][Bleep] Denmark!
Butters: That's it!
I am through withyour stupid crap!
Every house I've been tojust rips on me
and says Denmark is stupid.
Denmark got trolled last night.They left social media.
Then all of thiswas for nothing.
I told you, fellas!
This is what you get for workingwith a bunch of stupid girls!
How is this our fault? At leastwe actually did the work!
Oh, yeah? You guys [bleep] upall the frosting.
You assholesovercooked them!
[ All shouting ]
Oh, no.This was a terrible idea.
I'm so stupid.
Don't say that.
Why did I even thinkI could
bring the boys and girlstogether again?
Because you're smart and funny,that's why.
It was a great idea,Heidi.
I think that somehow trollingis playing a bigger part in this
than anyone even realizes.
Randy: Every great empirereaches a point
where going backward can seemmore appealing than forward.
When the world is changingso fast,
it makes us yearnfor the old ways
when life seemed simpler.
But it doesn't mean thoseold ideas are good for us now.
We have to face one hard realityas a country.
The new "Star Wars" was not asgood as everyone thought it was.
It may seem fun to go backand recycle the past we loved.
But we end up withno sustenance.
I thoughtyou were gonna explain
why people want a guy like meto be president.
Well, that's important, too,I guess,
but it's just a symptomof the same thing.
See, when a civilizationhas become so big,
it starts to get lazy,
and that's when you getMemberberries.
They're nothing new.
They date back all the wayto the Roman Empire.
Once too many Romansate the Memberberries,
there was no more growth.
They rested on their laurels,
just eating and 'memberingall the good stuff.
I thinkthose are just grapes.
Thought so, too,till I zoomed in.
You see, we all want to go backto when we were kids.
Simple ideas like a big manto protect us, keep us safe.
Instead of a fresh,new "Star Wars,"
we want the old,
just recycledand plopped in our tummies.
You almostmake it sound like
J.J. Abrams is responsiblefor this entire election.
Does this look familiar?
Sir! We've got a messagefrom overseas.
You really should see it.
A message how?
We're completely offline.
This was sent on a VHS.
Whoever sent itis completely offline, too.
Put it on the screen.
People of Denmark,
we know that you've been the victim of trolling.
So have we.
Maybe we can help.
I'm not sure if you know my girlfriend, Heidi,
but she's really smart and really funny.
Stop it. No, I'm not.
You are, babe. Stop it.
Who the hellare these people?
Go on, babe, just tell them. Tell them.
I have an idea.
I might be able to figure out
the source of who trolled you last night.
Get everyone back inside.
If this girl really isthat smart and funny,
we might haveanother shot here.
Douche and a Danish
Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.