Cow Days - Full Episode - Season 02 - Ep 13 | South Park Studios Nordics

THE 14TH ANNUAL SOUTH PARK COW DAYS.

AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, COW DAYS IS WHEN WE ALL GET TOGETHER

TO CELEBRATE AND THANK THE NOBLE, GENTLE COW.

AND NOW THE CHAIRMAN OF COW DAYS, JIMBO KERN.

THIS YEARS'S A VERY SPECIAL COW DAY

BECAUSE WE'RE REVEALING OUR ALL-NEW COW MEMORIAL,

WHICH WILL LIVE FOREVER IN SOUTH PARK

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD.

RELEASE THE CURTAIN.

MOO.

THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGI'VE EVER SEEN.

NOW, MARY, THIS IS OUR ONLY VACATION FOR YEARS.

WE HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

OH YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY, HONEY.

WE JUST NEED TO STAY POSITIVE.

NOW GET OUT TO THE CARNIVAL

AND ENJOY THE AMAZING RIDES AND THE WONDERFUL GAMES.

HEY, COME OVER HERE, KIDS.WIN FABULOUS PRIZES.

WOW, DUDE, CHECK IT OU1T.

WE CAN WIN TERRANCE AND PHILIP DOLLS .

ARE THOSE REAL THEY LOOK ALL CRAPPY.

YEAH, THEY LOOK LIKE CHEAP RIP-OFFS.

SURE, THEY'RE REAL.THEY'RE EVEN MADE IN CANADA.

REALLY ?

THEY'RE EVEN SIGNED BY TERRANCE AND PHILIP THEMSELVES.

WOW !

DUDE, THAT KICKS ASS !

I GOT TO WIN THOSE. HOW MUCH TO PLAY ?

FIVE DOLLARS FOR THREE BALLS.

FIVE DOLLARS, JESUS CHRIST !

DON'T WORRY, KID.IT'S EASY.

YOU PUT ONE BALL THROUGHJENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S MOUTH.

THAT'S EASY.

OKAY.WE GOT A PLAYER.

OH, CHECK IT OUT.

DAMN IT !

YOU STILL GOT TWO BALLS TO TRY AND GET THROUGH HER YAPPER.

TAKE THIS, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!

YOU SUCK,CARTMAN.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO YOU BETTER.

GIVE ME THAT.

HEY, IT HIT HER RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

IT'S GOT TO GO THROUGH HER MOUTH.

SORRY, KID. TRY AGAIN.

JUST FIVE MORE DOLLARS.

HEY, GIVE ME SOME MONEY, CARTMAN.

HA, HA YEAH.

GIVE ME MONEY, FAT BOY.

I ONLY HAVE 3 DOLLARS LEFT, ASSHOLE.

I'LL TRY TO GETMORE MONEY FROM MY MOM.

WELL, CARTMAN THANKS TO YOU, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT

TO WIN THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

WELL, I'M SORRY.

SORRY'S NOTGOOD ENOUGH.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNADO ABOUT IT ?

HEY, I BET KENNY HAS SOME FOOD STAMPS ON HIM.

WHAT THESE ?

SIR, WILL YOU TAKE FOOD STAMPS FOR THREE BALLS ?

SURE AS LONG AS THEY'RE GOOD.

GIVE HIM YOURFOOD STAMPS, KENNY.

UH-UH.

COME ON, DUDE.

I CAN DO IT.I'M SURE.

( mumble )

DAMN IT, KENNY, DON'T BE SUCH A FOOD STAMP HOG !

SHARE WITH THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS !

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

HEY, THAT WAS RIGHT ON TARGET.

SORRY, KID.TRY AGAIN.

THAT DOES IT,SHENANIGANS, SHENANIGANS !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I'M DECLARING SHENANIGANS ON YOU.

THIS GAME IS RIGGED.

SHANANIGANS ?

WHAT'S ALL THE HOO-HA ?

OFFICER, I'M GOING TO DECLARE SHENANIGANS ON THIS OPERATOR.

WHY ?

THIS GAME IS FIXED.

THE BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S MOUTH.

IF THAT IS TRUE, THEN YOUR DECLARATION OF SHENANIGANSIS JUST.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY, CARNIVAL OPERATOR ?

THE KID WAS REALLY CLOSE.

HE STILL HAS ANOTHER BALL.

LET'S TRY AGAIN, SON.

HERE YA GO.

THERE YA SEE.

WE HAVE A WINNER.

IT WORKED.

YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN'T JUST GO DECLARING SHENANIGANS ON INNOCENT PEOPLE.

THAT'S HOW WARS GET STARTED.

SORRY, OFFICER BUTT-BABY.

BARBRADY.

OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT DID I SAY ?

YOU SAID BUTT-BABY.

HA, HA, HA.

YOU GET TO PICK BETWEEN THE BARBIE POCKET MIRROR AND THE BON JOVI TOOTHPICK.

NO, DUDE. I WANT THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

OH, NO, YOU GOT TO WIN 7 TIMES TO EARN THOSE.

WHAT ?

WIN 7 BON JOVI TOOTHPICKS THEN YOU CAN TRADE THEM IN FOR THE DOLLS.

YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH !

YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT WE HAD TO...

STEP ON UP,JUST FIVE DOLLARS TO PLAY.

DAMN IT, I HAVE TO HAVE THOSE DOLLS !

WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO WIN.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'VE GOT IT.

THE BULL RIDING CONTEST.

CARTMAN COULD RIDE A BULL, AND TRY TO WIN $5,000.

THINK ABOUT IT DUDE,$5,000 !

THAT'S ONE THOUSANDSET OF BALLS.

THAT'S 3,000 BALLS.

WE'D HAVE TO WIN ENOUGH TO GET THE DOLLS.

WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK CARTMAN RIDES A BULL ?

BECAUSE YOU SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY ON THOSE STUPID RIDES, FAT ASS.

NOW, YOU'RE GETTING ON A BULL OR I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR ( beep ) HEAD OPEN.

OKAY, I'LL GET ON A BULL.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW COME ON, YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALHE REALLY WANTSTHOSE DOLLS.

I GUESS, DAMN.

THAT MEANS WE GET 9 BALLS TO THROW.

I ONLY NEED ONE, DUDE.I ONLY NEED ONE.

COME ONE, COME ALL, GET IN LINE NOW

FOR THE CHAMBER OF FARTS.

WHAT'S THAT ?

DARE YOU ENTER THE CHAMBER OF FARTS ?

HOW MUCH IS IT ?

JUST THREE TICKETS, BOYS.

DARE YOU ENTER

THE CHAMBEROF FARTS ?

IS IT LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE OR SOMETHING.

SURE, IT'S VERY SCARY.

LET'S SEE, EACH TICKET IS A DOLLAR, SO THREE TICKETS IS LIKE $2.25...

WE CAN'T, DUDE,WE HAVE TO WIN THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.

WE STILL HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY LEFT OVER.

YOU'D BETTERBE RIGHT, DUDE.

I'M RIGHT.

KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.

OKAY.

SO, THE CHAMBER OF FARTS HAS ANOTHER VICTIM, EH ?

DON'T BE AFRAID

THERE AREN'T ANY GHOULS HERE...

ONLY FARTS.

AH, GOD DAMNIT !

AH !

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?

PERHAPS YOU NEED SOME MORE FARTS !

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. RIDE'S OVER.

THAT WAS THE DUMBEST RIDE I'VE EVER SEEN.

YEAH, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CARNIVAL COMPANY ARE YOU ?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT.

THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

THAT WAS A WASTE OF MONEY, CARTMAN.

HEY, IF YOU GUYS WANT A GREAT RIDE, GET IN THIS LINE.

IT'S ONLY SEVEN TICKETS.

WE'RE SAVING MONEY FORTHE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT GAME.

KYLE, WILL YOU RELAX,YOU PINK-EYE !

WE HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY.

COME ON YOU GUYS. IT WILL BE SWEET.

( audience cheering )

WELL, TOM AND MARY,

YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL ROUND.

ARE YOU READY TO PLAY FOR THE GRAND PRIZE ?

WE'RE READY, BOB.

ANY PARTICULAR PRIZE YOU'RE HOPING FOR ?

WELL, HAWAII'S NICE, BUT TAHITI WOULD BE FUN TOO.

WOULD BE GREAT.

HOLIDAYSAND DIGGITIES

I WISH YOU LUCK. HERE WE GO.

WHAT IS THE THIN FLAP OF SKIN

THAT RUNS FROM THE BASE OF THE PENIS TO THE SCROTUM ?

OH, WAIT, WAIT.I KNOW THIS.

THE...UPPER VASCULAR HOOD.

I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

HA, HA.

TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALYOUR COWBOY HATS

BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TOBEAUTIFUL SOUTH PARK COLORADO.

WHERE ?

THAT'S RIGHT.

JUST IN TIME FOR COW DAYS,

THE WORLD'S 45TH BIGGEST RODEO AND CARNIVAL.

EVERY FALL, SOUTH PARK CELEBRATES COW DAYS,

AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE A PART OF IT.

YOU'LL STAY AT THE FABULOUS SUPER 7 HOTEL ON BERNARD ROAD,

AND ENJOY FESTIVITIES INCLUDING PRIZES, RIDES, AND OF COURSE,

THE WORLD-FAMOUS RUNNING OF THE COWS.

CONGRATULATIONS, TOM AND MARY.

TOM AND MARY, YOU MUST BE VERY EXCITED.

WHAT WAS SECOND PRIZE AGAIN ?

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. SEE YOU TOMORROW ON...

OOH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?

YEAH.

OH.

( audience cheering )

MA, GIVE MESOME MONEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS.

I NEED $17 SO WE CAN WINTERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

KYLE, GET BACK INTO THE CARNIVAL THIS INSTANT.

YOU CAN'T BE OUT ON THE STREETS.

I WILL IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY.

OKAY, HERE.

SWEET.

OKAY, EVERYBODY, OKAY, SETTLE DOWN.

I KNOW YOU'RE ALL ANXIOUS TO GETTO THE RUNNING OF THE COWS,

BUT LET ME REMIND YOU THOSE BRAVE SOULS WHO HAVE DECIDED TO RUN AGAINST THE COWS

DO SO AT THEY'RE OWN RISK.

I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT THREE PEOPLE DIED

AT LAST YEAR'S RUNNING OF THE COWS.

WITH THAT SAID, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL !

EVERYBODY READY TO RUN ?

RELEASE THE COWS.

( crowd screaming )

THEY'RE LOOSE.

AHHHHH !

MOO, MOO !

AH, AH, AH.UGH.

YEE-HAA !

AH, AH !

( clock bell rings )MOO.

MOO.

THIS RIDE BETTER BE GOOD.

YEAH, THIS LINE IS WAY TOO LONG.

I THINK WE'RE ALMOST TO THE END.

WE'D BETTER BE.

WE'VE BEEN IN LINE FOR ALMOST AN HOUR.

HERE WE GO.

FINALLY.

DID YOU ENJOY THE RIDE ?

WHAT RIDE ?

THIS WAS THE LINE RIDE,

A REAL-LIVE SIMULATOR OF A LONG LINE.

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

THAT'S FIVE TICKETS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

COME SEE US AGAIN SOON.

MY ASS,WE WILL.

CARTMAN, THIS IS JUST MY OPINION,

BUT I THINK THE LINE RIDE SUCKED DONKEY BALLS.

YEAH, LET'S NOTRIDE THAT RIDE AGAIN.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A PHOTO OF YOU BOYS ON THE LINE RIDE ?

HOW MUCH ?

JUST THREE DOLLARS.

OH THAT'SPRETTY SWEET.

YOU DUMB ASS, CARTMAN.

THIS IS COOL.

NO, IT'S NOT COOL.

IS TOO !

CAN I HELP YOU BOYS ?

WE'RE GOING TO TRY WIN THOSE DOLLS AGAIN.

OKAY, FIVE DOLLARS FOR THREE BALLS.

HOW MUCH DO WEHAVE LEFT, CARTMAN ?

CARTMAN ?

UH, THREE DOLLARS.

WHAT ? YOU SAID WE HAD PLENTY OF MONEY, CARTMAN.

YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE FACT

THAT I SUCK AT MATH.

YOU SON OF A BITCH !

AH, AH !

NOW, MARY, YOU PROMISED ME WE'D TRY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

YOU'RE RIGHT.I'M SORRY HONEY.I'LL TRY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

( bell tolls )MOO, MOO.

MOO, MOO.

HEY, THIS MECHANICAL BULL IS GOING TO HELP YOU PRACTICE FOR THE REAL THING, CARTMAN.

HEY, THIS IS SWEET.

YOU GOT TO TRY AND STAY ON FOR TEN SECONDS, OKAY, CARTMAN.

I'LL TRY, TEN SECONDS IS A LONG TIME.

WE'LL START ON SLOW AND WORK OUR WAY UP.

READY, GO.

AH, SON OF A BITCH.

HOW LONGWAS THAT ?

THAT WASN'T QUITE TEN SECONDS.

DAMN IT !

YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT.

MY BACK.

GET BACK ON, FAT ASS.YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE.

SCREW YOU GUYS,

HATE YOU GUYS.

WHAT DID YOU SAY CARTMAN ?

HATE YOU GUYS.

I THINK HE SAID HE WANTS TO PRACTICE ON A REAL BULL.

HATE YOU GUYS.

MOO, MOO.

MOO, MOO.

MOO.

BE CAREFUL WITH OLD BOB, HERE.

HE AIN'T MUCH FOR RIDING ANYMORE, BUT HE'S ALL I GOT.

WELL, HE'LL HAVE TO DO.

CARTMAN HAS TO GET SOME PRACTICE WITH A REAL BULL.

WELL, HAVE FUN, BOYS.

OKAY, CARTMAN, YOU READY ?

NA.

OPEN THE GATE.

OH YEAH, GOD DAMN, THIS IS MY KIND OF BULL RIDE.

THAT BULL SUCKS, HE'S NOTEVEN BUCKING OR ANYTHING.

YEAH, THIS IS SWEET.

WHAT ARE YOUGONNA DO ?

HIT THE BULL IN THE BALLS WITH A SNOWBALL.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

AH, AH !

THAT'S BETTER.

HOLD ON CARTMAN.

AH, AH, AH !

JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING !

GET UP, CARTMAN. YOU'RESTILL NOT STAYINGON LONG ENOUGH.

COME ON, CARTMAN.

OH MY GOD !THEY KILLED CARTMAN !

NO WE DIDN'T KILL HIM.HE'S STILL BREATHING.

GET UP !

YOU OKAY, DUDE ?

CARTMAN, HELLO ?

HELLO.

DUDE, I THINKWE BROKE HIM.

BOYS, I'M AFRAID YOUR FAT LITTLE FRIEND HAS SUFFEREDHEAD TRAUMA.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM ?

APPARENTLY HE THINKS HE'S A VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE NAMED MING LEE.

OH.

BUT CAN HE STILL RIDE A BULL ?

WHAT ?

WE NEED HIM TO WIN THE BULL RIDING CONTEST.

CAN HE STILL DO IT ?

NO, BOYS.

YOU NEED TO TAKE HIM HOME AND LET HIM GET PLENTY OF SLEEP.

DAMN IT !

CARTMAN, CARTMAN ?CAN YOU HERE ME ?

( speaking in Vietnamese )

WHAT ?

( speaking in Vietnamese )

AWE, HE'S FINE, DUDE.

( speaking in Vietnamese )

OH YEAH, LET'S GET HIS ASS TO THE RODEO.

ALL RIGHT, DAMN IT,WE'RE NOT GOING TOSTAND FOR THIS.

NOW WHO EVER STOLE OUR GOLDEN COW MEMORIAL,

WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS.

WHOEVER TOOK THE SACRED COW, JUST PLEASE RETURN HIM AND THERE'LL BE NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU FOLKSFROM OUT OF TOWN,

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES WITH A REASON TO TAKE OUR BELOVED COW MEMORIAL.

WHERE ARE WE GOING TO PUT A 60-FOOT TALL STATUE OF A COW ?

WELL, I THINK MAYBE YOU'LL ANSWER THAT DOWNTOWN, TOURIST.

OH MY GOD !

HE STILL THINKS HE'S A VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE.

( speaking Vietnamese )

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALDO YOU THINK HE CAN RIDE THE BULL ?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

COOL.

HEY, SOLDIER BOY ?HEY, SOLDIER BOY ?

UH ?

HELLO, SOLDIER BOY, ME SO HORNY,ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.

GO AWAY, KID, YOU'RE GROSSING ME OUT.

SUCKIE, SUCKIE.

BEAT IT, KID, COME ON, HONEY.

COME ALL, THE CHAMBER OF FARTSHAS BEEN FIXED AND IS REOPENED.

JESUS, DUDE.

HEY, WHERE'S CARTMAN ?

OH HELL.

KENNY, GO FIND CARTMAN.WE HAVE TO SIGN HIM UP FOR THE BULL RIDE.

OKAY.

OH, IT'S SO COLD HERE.

WHERE IS THAT SHERIFF ?

WE NEED WATER.

OH, WELL, LET'S TRY TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT, MARY.

YOU'RE RIGHT.WE'RE NOT BEING POSITIVE.

AT LEAST WE GET SOME TIME ALONE.

YEAH, AND AT LEAST WE'VE GOT OUR HEALTH.

I'LL TELL YOU, MITCHEL,

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

WHERE ARE THEY AGAIN ?

JUST RIGHT UP OVER THIS RIDGE.

THAT'S WHAT THEY'VEBEEN DOING ALL MORNING,

JUST SITTING THERE AND MOOING.

AND MORE COWS COME ALL THE TIME.

WELL, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE NEITHER.

BUT I KNOW ONE THING, WHEN COWS START GETTING TOGETHER

IT CAN'T BE GOOD.

THEY MIGHT START FORMING A CULT.

UM, COW CULT.

HERE'S THE GRANDDADDYOF THEM ALL.

THE SOUTHPARK14TH ANNUAL RODEO !

LET'S BEGIN THE BULL RIDING EVENT,

GRAND PRIZE5 THOUSAND DOLLARS.

KENNY, WHERE THEHELL IS CARTMAN ?

I DON'T KNOW...( mumbling )

HE'S UP IN 20 MINUTES.

( mumbling )

( speaking Vietnamese )

THERE HE IS.

SHAKEE SHAKEE5 DOLLAR.

THERE THEY ARE,JUST LIKE WE TOLD YOU.

OK, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THAT.YOU COW NEED JUST TO DISPERSE ?

ALRIGHT, BAD COWS,YA HEAR ME ?

BAD COWS.

YOU GOTTA BUST OUT THE WHIP.

HAIYAAA..GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGIES.

MOOOOO...

BAD COWS,STAY...STAY.

MOOOOOOO...

ALRIGHT, GUESS WE CAN GET SOME HELP.

DON'T BE NERVOUS CARTMAN,THIS IS GONNA BE CAKE !

SHAKEE SHAKEE 5 DOLLARS ?

OUR FIRST, NUMBER 24,JACK MCMAC !

HURRAAYYY...

YEEHAAAAA...

HAAAA...

AGH.

OW, THAT'S GONNA COST EM ???

UP NEXT NUMBER 14,MING LEE !

10 DOLLAR, 8 DOLLAR,YOU'D GIVE ME 8 DOLLAR, BOY !

YAAAAAYYYYY...

DUDE, I'M HAVINGSECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

MAYBE IT'S WRONG TO PUT SOMEONEWHO THINKS HE'S A VIETNAMESEPROSTITUTE IN A BULL.

LET HER GO !

AAAAARRRGGHH...

HANG ON, CARTMAN !

WOW, THIS VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTECAN REALLY RIDE A BULL!

I GUESS SHE'S HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

AAARRGHH...10 DOLLARS, 10 DOLLARS ...BOY !

SHE'S SETTING A NEW WORLD RECORD !

MING LEE !

DUDE, THAT BULL'SGONNA KILL HIM.

GO HELP HIM KENNY !

( mumbling )

AAARRGGHH !

OH, MY GOD !THEY KILLED KENNY !

YOU BASTARD !

AND THIS BRAVE LITTLE WHORE FROM THE EAST HAS REALLY PUT ON A SHOW FOR US TODAY.

THE WINNER OF THE BULL RIDING CONTEST...

MING LEE !

OH SHEKI SHEKI,ONLY 10 DOLLAR.

HURRRRAAAYYY...

DUDE, WE DID IT !

( click, click ! )

FREEZE COWS !

THE GAME IS OVER !

YOU'LL NOW RETURN TO YOUR RESPECTED TOWNS.

YA HEAR THAT, COWS ?

YOU'RE SURROUNDED, THERE'S NO WAY OUT !

YOU WILL NOW, ALL MARCH !

IN AN ORDERLY FASHION INTO THIS TRAILER !

MOVE !

HEY, WHERE'SSHE GOING ?

THAT'S THE WRONG WAY,YOU STUPID COW !

OH, DEAR JESUS, NO !

NOOO !!

THEY'RE KILLING THEMSELVES !

STOP, PLEASEEE !

MOOOO...

CAN'T WE DO ANYTHING ?

OH, GOD !THE HUMANITY MAN !

THIS IS THE FIRST MASS COWSUICIDE I'VE EVER SEEN IN...

AT LEAST 8 MONTHS.

YEAH, AND WE HAVE 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS THIS TIME.

HOW MANY BALLSDO THAT GET US ?

( speaking Vietnamese )

TELL YOU WHAT BOYS,

I'M GONNA BEVERY NICE AND JUST...

TRADE YOU THE 5 THOUSAND FOR THE TERENCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

YOU WILL ?

WHY ARE YOUSO COOL ALL OF A SUDDEN.

WE DID IT!YOU SEE CARTMAN,

YOU WON US THETERRENCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

10 DOLLAR ?SHAKEE SHAKEE ?

WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THEM ?

WHATTA...?

DUDE, THESE DOLLSARE CHEAPER...

AFTER ALL THAT ?

SHANANIGAN ???

WHAT'S ALL THIS ?

OFFICER BARBRADY,

I'D LIKE TO REINSTATE MY PREVIOUS SHANANIGAN.

THIS WHOLE CARNIVAL IS A RIP OFF.

Y'KNOW, EXCUSE ME, BUT I AGREE,THIS RIDE IS REALLY STUPID.

CHAMBER OF FARTS ISN'T SCARY AT ALL.

YEAH, AND THE FOOD IS TERRIBLE.

HEY, IT'S JUST A STUPID RODEO !WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ?

( people protesting )

OK, LET'S CALM DOWN.

PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARK, DO YOUDECLARE SHANANIGAN ONTHE CARNIVAL PEOPLE ?

YES.

OK, CARNIVAL PEOPLE,

DO YOU ACCEPT THIS DECREE OF SHANANIGAN ?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ? THIS WHOLE TOWN IS SCREWY.

WELL, THAT'S SETTLES IT.

EVERYBODY GRAB A BROOM,IT'S SHANINIGAN ??

( people fighting )

YOU FOUND IT !YOU FOUND THE MEMORIAL !

YEAH.

AND THE COWS, ARE THEY ALL BACK TOO ?

THEY'RE DEAD MAYOR.THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

WHAAAT ???

OH, IT'S AWFUL.

COW AFTER COW THEY WERETAKING THEIR OWN LIFE.

AND WE COULD DO NOTHINGTO STOPPED THEM, AARRGGH !

WELL PERHAPS COWS WILL LEARN

THAT CULTS ARE NEVER A GOOD THING.

I HOPE SO MAYOR,I HOPE SO...

GOD, I NEED A COLD BEERAND A BURGER.

WHAT'S ALL THE ROCKESOVER THERE ?

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODYDECLARE SHANANIGANS !

OH, HELL, I GOTTARUN THERE AND GET MY BROOM !

ALRIGHT, YOU DAMNEDCARNIVAL PEOPLE,

IN THE JAIL WITH...

OOO ?

HEY, AREN'T THOSE THE PEOPLE WE FIRST THOUGHT TOOK THE WOODEN COW ?

YEAAHH...

DIDN'T WE EVERRELEASE THEM ?

I FORGOTALL ABOUT THEM.

ME TOO.

OH MY GOD,OFFICER BARBRADY,

YOU NEVER HAD TOM AND MARY IN THE CELL.

I DIDN'T ?

NO, NO, INFACT THEYNEVER CAME TO SOUTHPARK.

WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM.

AAAHH, PHEEWW,I FEEL A LOT BETTER THEN.

ALTHOUGH I COULD'VE SWORETHAT I'VE HAD HEARD OF THEM

AND THEY STARVED TO DEATH IN MY PRISON.

SEE TERRENCE, LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE !

GOOD IDEA, PHILLIP,LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE !

WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING ?

HEY, CARTMANHOW'RE YOU FEELING ?

PRETTY GOOD,

EXCEPT I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT.

REALLY, WHAT ABOUT ?

WELL, I DREAMED THAT I WASA POOR VIETNAMESE GIRL,

AND YOU GUYS MADE ME RIDE A BIG SCARY BULL,

AND THEN LEONARDO DICAPRIO GAVEME A SPANK FOR SEVERAL HOURS.

HEY, HOW DID YOU GUYS WON THOSETERRENCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS ?

OH, NOWHERE.

HA, HA, HA.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GUYS DID MAKE ME RIDE THAT BULL !

NO, CARTMAN, THAT WAS JUST A DREAM.

BYE MING LEE...THANKS AGAIN.

HA, HA, HA.

SON OF A BITCH !