AND GET OUR TEIKOSPORTS WATCH.
YEAH, BUT I GET TO WEARIT FIRST, I SAID IT.
CHILDREN,CHILDREN...
TO HONOR THIS SPECIALTIME OF YEAR,
WE'LL BE DOINGA CANNED FOOD DRIVE.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHATA CANNED FOOD DRIVE IS ?
YES ERIC.
WHEN THEY CUT UP A CHICK'SSTOMACH TO GET A BABY OUT.
NO THAT'S A CESAREANSECTION ERIC,
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
REMEMBER, THERE ARENO STUPID QUESTIONS,
JUST STUPID PEOPLE.
A CANNED FOOD DRIVE IS WHENWE COLLECT CANNED FOOD
FOR POOR PEOPLEWHO CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT
ON THANKSGIVING.
YOU MEAN LIKEKENNY ?
EXACTLY.
MR. GARRISON,
WHY DO POOR PEOPLE ALWAYSSMELL LIKE SOUR MILK ?
I DON'T KNOW ERIC,THEY JUST DO.
NOW CHILDREN,
I WANT EACH OF YOUTO BRING IN ONE CAN OF FOOD,
AND LATER, THE MAYOROF SOUTH PARK
WILL DIVIDE IT UPAMONGST KENNY'S FAMILY
AND OTHERPOOR PEOPLE.
+ I'M GOING DOWNTO SOUTH PARK +IN FOOD, SCREW THEM !
DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP THOSEWHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE ?
HEY YOU GUYS, DO YOUHEAR SOMETHING ?
I THINK I HEAR THEFLOWER CHILDREN CALLING.
THIS IS THE ONETIME OF YEAR
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CAREABOUT PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EAT.
ISN'T IT ENOUGHTHAT I PAY TAXES ?
WHAT ABOUT THE POORHOUSES THAT I PAY FOR ?
MANY WOULD RATHER DIETHAN GO TO THOSE PLACES.
WELL THEN PERHAPSTHEY SHOULD
AND DECREASE THESURPLUS POPULATION.
OKAY KIDS,
THAT'S ENOUGHDICKENS FOR ONE DAY
LET'S GET ON WITH OURLESSON, RIGHT MR. HAT ?
THAT'S RIGHTMR. GARRISON.
ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK WASTHE FIRST PERSON ON THE MOON.
WHO WAS THE SECOND ?
AHH !
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
WELL, YOU DON'T SEETHAT EVERY DAY.
Turkeys
Starvin' Marvin s01e09
Mr. Garrison gets the class involved in a canned food drive.
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