Turd vs Douche - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

and they show Giant Doucheto be leading Turd Sandwich

by nearly 10%.

Turd sandwich has saidthere is no need to panic.

Polls are of coursea useful tool,

but they can oftenbe misleading.

Our campaign is holding strong.

-Mrs. Sandwich, over here!-Uh, Mrs. Sandwich.

-Mrs. Sandwich!-Question, Mrs. Sandwich!

Yes, Arthur.

Well, Mrs. Sandwich,do you believe

that your opponent will gainany momentum from this poll?

I'm sure that like me,Giant Douche realizes

that polls are neverthe final answer.

♪ Sell to me, baby

Yeah!

Suck that poll,you dumb bitch!

Up 10%. Can youbelieve that shit?

Oh, Caitlyn, I think we'rereally gonna win this thing.

Think about it.

In a couple of months,

I will be presidentof the United States.

[ Music stops ]

Caitlyn, can Iask you something?

Uh, when we actuallyget into the White House,

like, um, what are we gonna do?

What do you mean?

Well I mean, like,you know, once we're

president and vice president,like, what do we do then?

How the [bleep]should I know?

Cait, you -- you heardabout the poll, right?

We're probably gonna win.

Don't tell meyou don't have a plan!

What plan?I thought you had a plan!

I don't haveany [bleep] plan!

That's why I have you!

I'm gonna be the president,and you're gonna be in charge

of all foreignand domestic policies!

I thought you weregonna do that part.

Are you telling me that we'reabout to be voted into office,

and we have no idea whatthe [bleep] we're gonna do?!

[ Dramatic notes play ]

Oh, geez!