Can I help you?
Hello, I understand that you'retrying to get to Mars.
This ismy girlfriend, Heidi.
She's really smartand really funny.
Okay.
We've given upsocial media,
and we'd like to besomewhere
as far from the Internetas possible.
Is it true Mars would havereally shitty Wi-Fi?
That'd bean understatement, yes.
Well, we'd like to go.
We can't toleratethis world anymore,
and we'd like to talk towhoever we can
about getting to Marsas soon as possible, please.
Uh-huh. Take a numberand join the others.
What others?
[ Garbled and autotuned ]♪ We are the...
What the [bleep]dude?!
A lot of people wantto leave the planet right now.
Aw, God damn it.Is that Cher?!
♪ Do you believethe world, oh ♪
A Lot of People Want to Leave the Planet
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After arriving at Space X, Cartman and Heidi realize they are not the only people who want to go to Mars.

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