Joining our clubis very serious.
You must promise to upholdthe warrior's code.
Totally, dude.Ninjas are sweet.
Together, we must strive to makeour fortress super badass
and keep all intruders out.
To that end, let us proceedto our training.
Dude, can I talk to youfor a minute?
Listen, I don't think we shouldlet Kyle be a ninja, okay?
He said ninjas were gay.
He's probably gonna tryto turn it around on me,
but that's 'cause Kyle knowsI heard him.
You're talking to Kyleright now.
It's me -- Butters.
You're the one who saidninjas were gay.
Why do you want to make thisa problem?
I'm --I'm just Butters, man.
I have problemswith lots of things.
Hey, Eric, you wantto try sparring with me?!
Yes I do, Butters.
Ooh! Ow![ Coughs ]
Yeah,it's right up here.
We can shoot upin these abandoned buildings.
[ All grunting ]
[ Middle Eastern music plays ]
Aah! Aah!Aah. Aah!
Ninja Training Begins
Cartman worries he may get kicked out of the Ninja club and tries to convince the rest of the ninjas to kick Kyle out instead.