AND WE ALL KNOWWHAT THAT MEANS.
- THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK FRIDAYIS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.
- OUCH.
- AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADYGEARING UP.
- WE USUALLY START LINING UPAROUND 3:00 A.M.
WE, UH, DOUSE OURSELVESIN PIG BLOOD,
BECAUSE IT DOES HELP USSLIP THROUGH THE CROWD
WHEN THE DOORS OPEN.
- WE DO IT EVERY YEAR,PART OF THE FAMILY TRADITION.
LAST YEARWE LOST OUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER.
HER HEAD WAS STEPPED ONAND CRUSHED.
BUT IN HER MEMORY,
WE'RE GOING TO FIND A YOUNG GIRLAND STEP ON HER HEAD THIS YEAR.
- IF ANYONE THINKS THEY'RE GONNABEAT ME INSIDE THAT MALL
AND KEEP ME FROM GETTINGMY KIDS' CHRISTMAS PRESENTS,
THEY CAN KISS MY FAT VAGINA,
'CAUSE I'M BRINGINGTHE MOTHER[BEEPED] PAIN.
- TOM, THE SOUTH PARK MALLSAYS THEY'VE BEEFED UP SECURITY
IN AN EFFORT TO REDUCE
THE NUMBER OF FATALITIESTHIS YEAR.
ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
PEOPLE TAKE BLACK FRIDAYVERY SERIOUSLY.
It's A Family Tradition
Black Friday s17e07
Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.

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