- OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, THEY SAW ME.
THEY SAW ME,AND THEY'RE GONNA BE SO ANGRY.
MAYBE THEY DIDN'T SEE ME.
NO, NO THEY SAW ME.THEY SEE EVERYTHING.
I DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD,
REALLY, REALLY BAD.
ding!- NEXT!
- OH, GOD.
BUT MY PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD ME,
"IF YOU DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE,
THEN YOU HAVE TO ADMIT ITTO YOUR PROTECTOR
SO THAT YOU CAN HAVEFORGIVENESS."
ARE THESE PEOPLE NICE?
- DMV PEOPLE?
THEY'RE THE MEANEST PEOPLEON PLANET EARTH.
- OH, GEEZ.
ding!OH, GOD!
HERE WE GO.
I YELLED AT A MIDGET.
I WAS--I WAS WATCHING MTV,
AND THIS LITTLE PERSONWAS SINGING A SONG.
I THINK HER NAME WAS PINK.
AND I DIDN'T LIKE THE SONG,AND SO I YELLED,
"HEY, GET OFF TV,YOU EFFING MIDGET!"
AND I--I WAS ATBARNES & NOBLES WITH MY MOM.
AND WHILE SHE WAS LOOKINGFOR A BOOK,
I--I SAW THIS PICTURE OFJENNIFER LAWRENCE IN A MAGAZINE.
UM, AND I--WELL, I CUTTHE PICTURE OUT OF THE MAGAZINE
WHILE NO ONE WAS LOOKING.
THERE'S MORE.
I TOOK THE PICTURE HOME WITH ME,AND I--
I CUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S MOUTHOUT WITH SCISSORS,
AND THEN I--I PUT MY WIENERTHROUGH THE HOLE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!
HOW CAN I ATONE FOR IT?
I ALREADY SAID THE PLEDGEOF ALLEGIANCE 50 TIMES,
AND I SANG MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE 100 TIMES,
AND I WATCHED AMERICA'S GOT TALENT TWICE!
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
- WHY NOT A THOUSAND LIVING IN AMERICAS?
- YES.YES, I WILL.
OH, THANK YOU!
I WILL!
OH, I FEELSO MUCH BETTER ALREADY.
♪ LIVIN' IN AMERICA,EYE TO EYE ♪
♪ HAND TO HAND,ACROSS THE NATION ♪
♪ SMOKE, TRACK, FAT PACK
♪ MANY MILESOF RAILROAD TRACK ♪
♪ OW,SAY, OW, OW ♪
I Yelled At A Midget
Let Go, Let Gov s17e01
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.

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