I Yelled At A Midget - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

- OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD, THEY SAW ME.

THEY SAW ME,AND THEY'RE GONNA BE SO ANGRY.

MAYBE THEY DIDN'T SEE ME.

NO, NO THEY SAW ME.THEY SEE EVERYTHING.

I DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD,

REALLY, REALLY BAD.

ding!- NEXT!

- OH, GOD.

BUT MY PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD ME,

"IF YOU DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE,

THEN YOU HAVE TO ADMIT ITTO YOUR PROTECTOR

SO THAT YOU CAN HAVEFORGIVENESS."

ARE THESE PEOPLE NICE?

- DMV PEOPLE?

THEY'RE THE MEANEST PEOPLEON PLANET EARTH.

- OH, GEEZ.

ding!OH, GOD!

HERE WE GO.

I YELLED AT A MIDGET.

I WAS--I WAS WATCHING MTV,

AND THIS LITTLE PERSONWAS SINGING A SONG.

I THINK HER NAME WAS PINK.

AND I DIDN'T LIKE THE SONG,AND SO I YELLED,

"HEY, GET OFF TV,YOU EFFING MIDGET!"

AND I--I WAS ATBARNES & NOBLES WITH MY MOM.

AND WHILE SHE WAS LOOKINGFOR A BOOK,

I--I SAW THIS PICTURE OFJENNIFER LAWRENCE IN A MAGAZINE.

UM, AND I--WELL, I CUTTHE PICTURE OUT OF THE MAGAZINE

WHILE NO ONE WAS LOOKING.

THERE'S MORE.

I TOOK THE PICTURE HOME WITH ME,AND I--

I CUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S MOUTHOUT WITH SCISSORS,

AND THEN I--I PUT MY WIENERTHROUGH THE HOLE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!

HOW CAN I ATONE FOR IT?

I ALREADY SAID THE PLEDGEOF ALLEGIANCE 50 TIMES,

AND I SANG MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE 100 TIMES,

AND I WATCHED AMERICA'S GOT TALENT TWICE!

WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

- WHY NOT A THOUSAND LIVING IN AMERICAS?

- YES.YES, I WILL.

OH, THANK YOU!

I WILL!

OH, I FEELSO MUCH BETTER ALREADY.

♪ LIVIN' IN AMERICA,EYE TO EYE ♪

♪ HAND TO HAND,ACROSS THE NATION ♪

♪ SMOKE, TRACK, FAT PACK

♪ MANY MILESOF RAILROAD TRACK ♪

♪ OW,SAY, OW, OW ♪