Josh The Box:Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos.
And you are Josh,
former Amazon employee who suffered a workplace accident.
You were wrongly packaged into a box,
and now, if any one tries to open it,
your insides will burst apart.
So, you seek revenge.
This isn't about revenge,Bezos.
It's about the productionof too many useful things
resulting in too manyuseless people.
See how the box ridicules commercialism
in order to try and feel better about itself.
You made everything nice andconvenient, didn't you, Bezos?
But humans are morethan consumers.
That's very eloquent...
for a box --
a box that is the last thing standing in the way
of real economic progress for this town.
What are you gonnado to me?
I'm not going to do anything to you.
Alexa, go ahead. Send them in.
[ Kids talking indistinctly ]
Uncle Jeff has a surprise for you!
Who wants a special present for the bike parade?
Kids:Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Josh The Box:Oh, my God.
Whoever opens the box gets what's inside.
No! No, don't give into your consumerism, kids!
[ Screams ]
It's mine! It's mine!I got it! I get it!
[ Chuckles ]
This Isn't About Revenge
Bezos takes care of Josh, once and for all.