- YOU FIND A GOODCATCHER'S MITT, CARTMAN?
- DUDE, HOW COME WHENWE PLAY BASEBALL
I ALWAYS HAVE TO BETHE CATCHER?
- WELL, BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTGOOD COORDINATION,
SHARP REFLEXES,AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAT.
- I'M NOT FAT, KYLE.
- RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT FAT.
- DUDE, I'M NOT FAT.
I DON'T DRIVE AROUNDON A MOBILITY SCOOTER
LIKE THAT BITCH.
- WHOA, DUDE.
- JESUS CHRIST, YOU CAN'TEVEN WALK DOWN AN AISLE
TO BUY YOUR CANDY?
- EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
- SEE WHAT I MEAN?
YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK AROUNDA WALLMART ANYMORE
WITHOUT GETTING RUN OVERBY SOME FAT DICK ON A RASCAL!
- WHY DO THEY EVEN ALLOWTHOSE THINGS IN STORES?
- THEY DON'T JUST ALLOW THEM.
THEY HAVE THEM AVAILABLEAT THE FRONT.
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
- OH, MY GOD!YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!
CANDY CORN OREOS--OREOSWITH CANDY CORN FILLING.
HOLY HELL, YES.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
LOOK AROUND, DOESN'T THISBOTHER YOU AT ALL?
THAT'S YOU ONE DAY, FAT ASS.
NOT EVEN ONE DAY!
IF YOU DON'T CHANGE SOMETHING,THAT'S YOU IN ABOUT A YEAR!
[wistful music plays]
♪
- ARE THOSE CANDY CORN OREOS?
- YEAH, YEAH.HERE YOU GO.
♪
That's YOU One Day, Fat Ass!!
Raising the Bar s16e09
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.

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