That's YOU One Day, Fat Ass!! - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

- YOU FIND A GOODCATCHER'S MITT, CARTMAN?

- DUDE, HOW COME WHENWE PLAY BASEBALL

I ALWAYS HAVE TO BETHE CATCHER?

- WELL, BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTGOOD COORDINATION,

SHARP REFLEXES,AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAT.

- I'M NOT FAT, KYLE.

- RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT FAT.

- DUDE, I'M NOT FAT.

I DON'T DRIVE AROUNDON A MOBILITY SCOOTER

LIKE THAT BITCH.

- WHOA, DUDE.

- JESUS CHRIST, YOU CAN'TEVEN WALK DOWN AN AISLE

TO BUY YOUR CANDY?

- EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME.

- SEE WHAT I MEAN?

YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK AROUNDA WALLMART ANYMORE

WITHOUT GETTING RUN OVERBY SOME FAT DICK ON A RASCAL!

- WHY DO THEY EVEN ALLOWTHOSE THINGS IN STORES?

- THEY DON'T JUST ALLOW THEM.

THEY HAVE THEM AVAILABLEAT THE FRONT.

- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

- OH, MY GOD!YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!

CANDY CORN OREOS--OREOSWITH CANDY CORN FILLING.

HOLY HELL, YES.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

LOOK AROUND, DOESN'T THISBOTHER YOU AT ALL?

THAT'S YOU ONE DAY, FAT ASS.

NOT EVEN ONE DAY!

IF YOU DON'T CHANGE SOMETHING,THAT'S YOU IN ABOUT A YEAR!

[wistful music plays]

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- ARE THOSE CANDY CORN OREOS?

- YEAH, YEAH.HERE YOU GO.

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