AND I LOVE SOCIAL MEDIA,
BUT SOMETIMESI ACCIDENTALLY TWEET THINGS
THAT ARE HOMOPHOBIC.
I DON'T THINK THAT WAY.I JUST TYPE THAT WAY.
THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED,
IT WASN'T METHAT WAS HOMOPHOBIC.
IT WAS MY THUMBS,
AND THEY NEEDEDTO BE GOTTEN RID OF.
AH!
[screams]
SO THEN THE PROBLEM WAS,I DON'T HAVE THUMBS,
BUT I KNOWTHAT EVERYONE IN AMERICA
STILL WANTS TO HEAREVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY.
WELL, THAT'S OKAY,BECAUSE NOW THERE'S A DEVICE
THAT CAN ACTUALLY TAKETHE THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD
AND SEND THEMDIRECTLY TO THE INTERNET.
IT'S CALLED SHITTER.
WIRES ARE GRAFTED HARMLESSLYINTO YOUR SKULL,
AND ANY THOUGHT YOU HAVEIS UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET
AND ON TO ALLYOUR SHITTER FOLLOWERS.
[thinking] I'M AT A YANKEES GAMERIGHT NOW.
GOD, I LOVE BASEBALL.
PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEIR CATSON PLANES SHOULD BE SHOT.
- ♪ OH
- [thinking] I'M AT A REALLYGREAT MUSICAL RIGHT NOW.
IN 1992, I HAD SEXWITH THE QUEEN OF MONACO.
I HAD MY ENTIRE FISTUP HER ASS.
DON'T LET YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA
SLOW DOWN YOUR NEEDTO COMMUNICATE WITH THE WORLD.
GO DIRECT FROM THOUGHTTO INTERNET WITH SHITTER.
[thinking] JUST FINISHEDMY SHITTER COMMERCIAL.
TIME TO GO FINDA PUSSY SANDWICH.
It's Called Shitter
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The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.

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