I don't know how we're gonnakeep up with all the demand.
I know. I know. I can'tprint labels fast enough.
We need to getmore help.
We're never gonna get enoughdone in time.
Hey, Shelley! Hey, Shelley!Hey, Shelley!
Hey, Shelley,can you help us make labels
for the Christmas special?!
No! I'M not helping youwith your stupid blow!
Oh, great. My daughter hada marijuana problem,
and now she hasa problem with cocaine.
[ Pounding ]
Ah, must bemore customers.
What the hell is this?
New ordinance has been passedby the county.
No Marijuana salestill after the holidays.
Who has that kindof power?
Look, I just dowhat I'm told, man.
Hey, but...You can't do this!
They just shut downour business.
What are youtalking about?
We can't sell marijuanaduring the holidays.
What are we gonna do?
We can't give upon the Christmas special.
People need it.
I think I know a wayaround this.
[ Acoustic guitar plays ]
Announcer: There's somethin'about the holiday season.
Folks seem a little nicer,The days a little more special.
And sometimes, we all needa little pick me up,
but without anyadded ingredients.
Introducing Marijuana-FreeChristmas Snow
from Tegridy farms.
All the festive snow you lovewithout that pesky marijuana.
Because there's nothin' likea warm fire,
some holiday presents,
and a littleRocky Mountain Cocaine.
During Christmas, don't you wantyour cocaine to be organic,
pure, and locally grown?
Cocaine that's grown locallyhas never been smuggled,
so the only ass it's gonnabe up is yours.
now availablefrom Tegridy Farms.
It's cocainethat's farm-to-nostril.
Marijuana-Free Christmas Snow
When South Park bans marijuana, Randy and Towelie introduce the latest Tegridy product, bringing Christmas Spirits to a new high.