Sharon!Sharon, you have to come quick!
What is it?There's another shooting
happening at the schoolright now!
It just started.
Maybe we can make it in time!-Oh, my God!
[ Tires screech ]
Come on!We have to hurry!
No, Sharon,you go ahead first!
Why?You just --You should go!
[ Andy Williams'"Love Story" plays ]
What the fuckis going on?
♪ Where do I begin
♪ To tell the storyof how great a love can be? ♪
♪ The sweet love storythat is older than the sea ♪
[ Toilet flushes ]
[ Water running ]Oh, hey, man.
[ Lock clicks ]
The big math quizis about to start.
You gonna let me cheatoff you?
You saw "Black Panther" withoutyour parents' permission.
I typed up all my findings,Token.
I made 10 copiesand put them in envelopes.
If I don't pass this math quiz,the envelopes are all set
to be sent to 10 differentnews organizations.
You did all of that instead ofactually studying for the test?
So, what's it gonna be,Token?
You can be madI didn't like "Black Panther,"
but you can't take it outon me anymore.
I didn't see"Black Panther."
Then I guess your parents won'tbe mad when they read my report.
Cartman:In poker, they call it a bluff.
I know that right now,Token's shitting his pants.
All I need to do nowis wait for the poop to stink.
Where Do I Begin
Randy enlists the help of the rest of the parents to prove to Sharon how compassionate he can be. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to convince Token to let him cheat during the math test.