Thanks to Mr. Garrison,
we are now being referred to as"the [bleep]heads of America."
One of our more politicallysensitive citizens
has proposed an ideafor this crisis,
and I'd like youto hear him out.
Hello, everyone.I'm Randy Marsh,
and I've been PCfor almost two weeks now.
You know we've all been makingchanges
to be more socially conscious,but have we really done enough?
The truth is there's somethingwe're lacking as a community,
and it's time we all faced it.
What this town needs...
is a Whole Foods.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,Whole Foods?!
It would instantly validateus as a town
that cares about stuff!
We couldn't get a Whole Foodsto open here!
And why not, huh?!
We all just don't believewe can get a Whole Foods,
because we don't believein ourselves!
Where could it even go?!
I'm announcing a planfor SodoSopa,
a new urban development
that will turn the most rundownand dilapidated part of our town
into a quaint centerof artisan shops and cafeés.
Lots of citiesare doing this.
The area southof downtown South Park
has always been the ugly eyesoreof this town.
But now SodoSopa is going tobring in the fresh, new vibrancy
that Whole Foodscan't ignore.
Randy and the Mayor unveil their plan to fix South Park's public image.