[thud, glass shatters]
YES, HELLO,I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO
THE PRESIDENT OF XBOX,PLEASE.
THE PRESIDENT OF XBOX.LIKE THE HEAD OF XBOX.
FINE, CEO, MICROSOFT, WHATEVER,PUT HIM ON.
I NEED HELP BLOWING UPPLAYSTATION PEOPLE.
ERIC CARTMAN.I'M A WIZARD AND A KING.
A WIZARD KING, YES.
NO,I'M NOT A KING OF WIZARDS.
I'M A KING THAT HAPPENSTO BE A WIZARD.
JUST PUT THE CEO OF MICROSOFTON THE PHONE.
[somber string instruments]
♪
- MR. BALMER,JOHN AND DAVE FROM MARKETING
ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
- YES, HELLO. HOW ARE THINGSGOING OUT THERE?
- SIR, THE TIDES OF WARARE CHANGING.
- THERE'S A KING IN COLORADO,
A YOUNG WIZARDWHO BELIEVES THAT SONY
WILL HAVE THE UPPER HANDIF WE DO NOT COME TO HIS AID.
- HE CLAIMS THAT WITH OUR HELP,HIS FOLLOWERS ARE PREPARED
TO FIGHT TO THE DEATHOVER WHICH SYSTEM IS BETTER.
- UH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYSTALKING ABOUT?
YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS.
- THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR
IN THIS SMALL TOWNON BLACK FRIDAY,
AND IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS.
- GUYS, THESE ARE CONSOLE WARS,
NOT SOME EPIC BATTLEFOR A KINGDOM.
I MEAN, COME ON.
- BUT THIS ONE KID SAYSTHAT HE'S A WIZARD
AND THAT SONY IS HELPING--- GUYS! GUYS!
GUYS! IT'S JUST A VIDEO GAMEMACHINE, ALL RIGHT?
MICROSOFT'S A COMPANYTHAT TRIES TO BE ABOVE
ALL THE PETTYCOMMERCIALISM OKAY?
- O-OKAY.- OKAY.
Tides Of War Are Changing
A Song of Ass and Fire s17e08
After hearing dire news from Cartman the Wizard, the employees at Microsoft try to warn the CEO of an upcoming war in Colorado.

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