Here you go.
Crispy risotto bitesfrom Olive Garden.
How do you do it, Eric?
I'm a restaurant critic,Butters.
I get whatever I want.
So, the cafeteria'sback that way,
and most of the classroomsare this way down the --
Ew! What's the busboydoing here?
David is newto our school.
Are you gonna cleanthe tables here, too?
How do you get to school?Do you ride your tiny bicicleta?
Look, amigo, I'm sorry
I only gave your parents'restaurant two stars,
but it could've been worse.
Why'd you only give themtwo stars?
I'm sorry, but the foodtotally messed my stomach up.
The morning after I ate it,I went to the bathroom,
and my poop was all solid --like, no water at all.
It's not supposedto have water, you --
It was like this one,solid piece
that I had to pushout my asshole.
It was like being rapedfrom the inside.
Your parents' restaurant
just wasn't up to my standards,"Day-vid."
"Day-vid." "Day-vid.""Day-vid." "Day-vid."
I can update this to a one-starreview in two seconds, dude.
Oh, God, I love beinga restaurant critic.
[ Keyboard clacking ]
DAVID DAVID DAVID!
Cartman gives the new kid, David, a hard time at school.