I SAW THEM!! - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

- IKE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN IN HERECRYING ALL MORNING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

- [crying]

- OH, MY GOD.IKE, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

- YES! YES!

- IKE, THIS IS A BIG DEAL.YOU HAVE TO BE ABSOLUTELY 100%.

- I SAW THEM, KYLE!I SAW THEM!

- OH, NO.

YOU GUYS CAN'T TELL ANYBODY,ALL RIGHT?

NOT UNTIL I FIGURE OUTWHAT TO DO.

- DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED?- TAKE A LOOK.

- WHAT'S THIS?

- IKE FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT.

MY MOM'S HAVING SEXWITH THE U.P.S. MAN.

- WHOA.- DUDE, NO WAY.

- YEAH, DUDE.

- BUT ARE YOU SURETHEY HAD SEX?

LIKE SEX, SEX?LIKE THEY ACTUALLY HAD SEX?

- YEAH, DUDE, LIKE, FULL-ON.IKE SAW EVERYTHING.

IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.

MY MOM'S BEEN ORDERING ALL KINDSOF STUFF FROM AMAZON LATELY.

SOMETIMES SHE DOESN'T EVENREMEMBER WHAT SHE'S ORDERED.

SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN HAVING SEXWITH THE U.P.S. MAN

FOR A LONG TIME.

- [gasp]

- ARE YOU GOINGTO TELL YOUR DAD?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD CONFRONTMY MOM FIRST,

BUT IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.

- KYLE, HAVE YOU STOPPEDTO THINK

THAT MAYBE THE SEXWASN'T CONSENSUAL?

- WHAT?

- ISN'T IT POSSIBLEYOUR MOM WAS RAPED

BY THE U.P.S. MAN?

WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS GUY

AND HE SHOWS UP TO ALLOUR HOUSES.

THINK ABOUT IT.

WHAT KIND OF SANE,NORMAL PERSON

WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEXWITH KYLE'S MOM?

- CARTMAN, DUDE, NOT NOW.- NO, HEAR ME OUT, YOU GUYS.

HAVEN'T YOU SEENTHOSE ADT COMMERCIALS?

WOMEN THESE DAYS GET RAPED

BY PERFECTLY NORMAL-LOOKINGWHITE GUYS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

IT MAY BE TOO LATEFOR KYLE'S MOM,

BUT I'M GETTINGSOME GODDAMN SECURITY.