South Park

Towelie the Writer

Season 10 E 5 • 04/19/2006

Towelie gets rejected, gets high, and decides to edit his memoir so he seems to be a person.

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The Perfect Storm of Self Satisfaction
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Destroy the Hybrids
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The people of South Park blame Stan for their impending demise.
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00:22

God Help Cartman
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Cartman begins his journey into San Francisco.
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Tripping Balls
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Cartman tries to save Kyle and his family before the smug storm hits San Francisco. Kyle and Ike are tripping balls.
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02:54

Towelie Goes on Oprah
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Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
04/19/2006
02:10

Oprah Turns on Towelie
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Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
04/19/2006
03:56

Towelie the Hero
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Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
04/19/2006
01:38

Towelie the Waiter
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When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
04/19/2006
02:09

Towelie the Writer
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After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
04/19/2006
01:33

Minge-y's Plot
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Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
04/19/2006
01:41

Geraldo Gets A Call
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Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
04/19/2006
01:41

High on Larry King Live
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Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
04/19/2006
01:22

Getting High Before Oprah
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An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
04/19/2006
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
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The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
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Stan agrees to go to an emergency ManBearPig meeting.
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