( TV announcer )Today on The Maury Povich Show:
These poor,unfortunate people
all have horribledisfigurements.
And we won't believehow we exploit them
for your amusement !
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
( garbled speech )
HEY, KENNY !
( garbled )
THAT'S AWESOME,KENNY.
NOW, GOSH DARN IT, FELLAS,MY NAME'S NOT KENNY.
KENNY'S DEAD.
OKAY, NOT-KENNY.
AND I'M NOT GONNA WEARTHIS COAT ANYMORE NEITHER.
I SHOULD BE ABLE TOBE YOU GUYS' FRIEND
WITHOUT WEARINGKENNY'S OLD COAT.
BE QUIET, NOT-KENNY, THE MAURYPOVICH FREAK SHOW IS ON.
OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.
Our next guestis a little girl
who was born withouta midsection.
Please welcomeDamla Jones.
( applause )
Hello, Maury.
AH, SICK, DUDE !
YOU'RE A VERY BRAVELITTLE GIRL,
AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
THANK YOU.
CAN YOU TELL THE AUDIENCEHOW MISERABLE YOUR LIFE IS ?
AH, YES, IT IS.
HA HA,YOU'RE A CUTIE.
DO THE OTHER KIDS AT SCHOOLSOMETIMES MAKE FUN OF YOU ?
SOMETIMES.
DO PEOPLE SOMETIMESSTARE AT YOU ?
SOMETIMES.
DO THEY GO, "OH GROSS,WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ?"
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, YOUR MOMMY TOLD USYOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.
YES ?
WELL, GUESS WHAT, DAMLA,
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOUA $300 GIFT CERTIFICATE
TO CD WORL IN TORRANCE.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,STAY TUNED,
BECAUSE NEXT WE'REGONNA MEET A WOMAN
WHOSE HEAD WAS SMASHED INON A LOGGER.
AND WE'RE GONNAGIVE HER A MAKEOVER !
THIS IS TERRIBLE, DUDE.
MAURY POVICH PARADES THESEPEOPLE ON HIS SHOW LIKECARNIVAL FREAKS.
THEN GIVES THEM PRIZES ATTHE END AS IF TO JUSTIFY IT.
WHAT A DICK.
Not Kenny
Freak Strike s06e01
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.

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