Not Kenny - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

( TV announcer )Today on The Maury Povich Show:

These poor,unfortunate people

all have horribledisfigurements.

And we won't believehow we exploit them

for your amusement !

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

( garbled speech )

HEY, KENNY !

( garbled )

THAT'S AWESOME,KENNY.

NOW, GOSH DARN IT, FELLAS,MY NAME'S NOT KENNY.

KENNY'S DEAD.

OKAY, NOT-KENNY.

AND I'M NOT GONNA WEARTHIS COAT ANYMORE NEITHER.

I SHOULD BE ABLE TOBE YOU GUYS' FRIEND

WITHOUT WEARINGKENNY'S OLD COAT.

BE QUIET, NOT-KENNY, THE MAURYPOVICH FREAK SHOW IS ON.

OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.

Our next guestis a little girl

who was born withouta midsection.

Please welcomeDamla Jones.

( applause )

Hello, Maury.

AH, SICK, DUDE !

YOU'RE A VERY BRAVELITTLE GIRL,

AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.

THANK YOU.

CAN YOU TELL THE AUDIENCEHOW MISERABLE YOUR LIFE IS ?

AH, YES, IT IS.

HA HA,YOU'RE A CUTIE.

DO THE OTHER KIDS AT SCHOOLSOMETIMES MAKE FUN OF YOU ?

SOMETIMES.

DO PEOPLE SOMETIMESSTARE AT YOU ?

SOMETIMES.

DO THEY GO, "OH GROSS,WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ?"

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, YOUR MOMMY TOLD USYOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.

YES ?

WELL, GUESS WHAT, DAMLA,

WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOUA $300 GIFT CERTIFICATE

TO CD WORL IN TORRANCE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,STAY TUNED,

BECAUSE NEXT WE'REGONNA MEET A WOMAN

WHOSE HEAD WAS SMASHED INON A LOGGER.

AND WE'RE GONNAGIVE HER A MAKEOVER !

THIS IS TERRIBLE, DUDE.

MAURY POVICH PARADES THESEPEOPLE ON HIS SHOW LIKECARNIVAL FREAKS.

THEN GIVES THEM PRIZES ATTHE END AS IF TO JUSTIFY IT.

WHAT A DICK.