FOR THE HALLOWEEN HAUNT,
BUT FIRST, WE JUST NEED TOINFORM YOU ABOUT
THE PEOPLE OR PERSONSOUT THERE
DIGGING UP BODIES TOHAVE SEX WITH THEM.
GENTLEMEN ?
GOOD AFTERNOON,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
A PERSON WHO STEALS BODIESTO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
IS CALLEDA 'NECROPHILIAC'.
SO THAT YOU ALL KNOWWHAT TO EXPECT,
MY PARTNER ALAN HASDRAWN A SKETCH
OF WHAT HAVING SEX WITHA DEAD BODY MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
OH !EW !EW !OH !
YES, WE KNOWIT'S HORRIBLE.
IT'S PROBABLY BESTYOU NOT LOOK AT IT.
NOW, ALAN WILL DEMONSTRATE WHATHAVING SEX WITH A DEAD BODY
MIGHT SOUND LIKE.
( squish squish )
( squish squish squish )
EW !OH !EW !OH !
( squish squish )
EXCUSE ME,HOW IS THIS HELPING ?
THAT'S IT FOLKS,NOW WE CAN ALL GO TO THE DOCKS
AND ENJOYTHE HALLOWEEN HAUNT !
NO ! DON'T GO TOTHE DOCKS !
ARRGGH !
( gasps and screams )
ARRGGH,I'M CAPTAIN BLYE !
YOU LANDLUBBERS HAD BETTERSTAY AWAY FROM THE DOCKS,
OR ELSE THERE'LL BEHELL TO PAY !
( screaming )
FIRE THE CANNONS !
( boom )
AH !AH !AH !
HAR HAR HAR !
( all screaming )
ARGGGGH !
WE WON'T WARN YA AGAIN !
STAY AWAY FROMOUR DOCKS !
( screaming )
I WARNED YOU !
I TOLD YOU THISWOULD HAPPEN !
WHEN YOU ALLOW BANDS LIKE KORNTO COME TO TOWN
AND PLAY YOUR HEATHENISTICHALLOWEEN CONCERTS,
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET !
( playing rock music )
Pirate Ghosts!
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery s03e12
The pirate ghosts show up and terrorize South Park.

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