OUR FRIEND MR. HATIS GOING TO TELL US
ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.
THAT'S RIGHTMR. GARRISON,
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUSDISCOVERED AMERICA,
AND WAS THE INDIAN'SBEST FRIEND.
HE HELPED THE INDIANSWIN THEIR WAR AGAINST
FREDERICK DOUGLAS,
AND FREED THE HEBREWSFROM NAPOLEON.
AND DISCOVERED FRANCE.
I CAN'TJUST SIT HERE.
I HAVE TO HELPMY STUPID BROTHER.
I'LL COME HOMEWITHOUT HIM
AND MY DAD WILLSTART YELLING.
"WHERE'S YOURBROTHER, KYLE !?"
"YOU WEREN'T LOOKING OUT FORYOUR LITTLE BROTHER, KYLE."
OKAY, LET'S DITCHSCHOOL AND GO FIND HIM.
"YOU KNOW HE CAN'T THINKON HIS OWN, KYLE."
"BRUSH AND FLOSS, KYLE."
"WHERE HAS THATFINGER BEEN, KYLE ?"
DUDE !
IS THERE APROBLEM BOYS ?
YES MR. GARRISON,I HAVE TO GO NOW.
OH REALLY, KYLE.
WHAT IS IT THIS TIME,ANOTHER PROSTATE TUMOR ?
NO, MY LITTLE BROTHER'SBEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
IT'S TRUE,ASK CARTMAN.
THEY GAVE HIMAN ANAL PROBE.
THAT'S ALITTLE JOKE.
MR. GARRISON,SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO GO.
CAN I PLEASE BEEXCUSED FROM CLASS ?
I DON'T KNOW KYLE,DID YOU ASK MR. HAT ?
I DON'T WANTTO ASK MR. HAT.
I'M ASKING YOU !
I THINK YOU SHOULDASK MR. HAT.
MR. HAT, MAY I PLEASEBE EXCUSED FROM CLASS ?
WELL KYLE, NO !
YOU HEAR ME ?YOU GO TO HELL !
YOU GO TO HELLAND YOU DIE !
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TOTAKE YOUR SEAT.
DAMMIT !
HA, HA, MR. HATYELLED AT YOU.
OW, MY ASS !
DAMN CARTMAN.
OW, MY ASS !
DUDE, HE'SFARTING FIRE.
IT'S THE ALIENANAL PROBE !
IT'S SHOOTING FIRE FROMCARTMAN'S RECTUM !
THAT WAS JUSTA DREAM.
ERIC, DO YOU NEED TOSIT IN THE CORNER
UNTIL YOUR FLAMINGGAS IS UNDER CONTROL ?
NO MR. GARRISON,I'M FINE.
OWW !
Flaming Gas
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe s01e01
Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.

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