SHUT UP, DUDE.
THEY'RE A NICE FAMILY,
AND GARY IS ACTUALLYREALLY SMART AND TALENTED.
AWWW, YOU GUYS,I THINK STAN'S IN LOVE !
YEAH, DID YOU MAKE OUTWITH HIM, TOO ?
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ?
CAN'T I HAVEOTHER FRIENDS ?
YOU GUYS SHOULD GIVEGARY A CHANCE.
HEY, STAN !
OH, HERE'S STAN'S LITTLEGIRLFRIEND NOW !
HEY, GUYS !
STAN, I REMEMBERYOU SAID LAST NIGHT
THAT YOU'D LOST YOUR WALLET,SO I MADE YOU A NEW ONE.
I CARVED A PICTUREOF JOHN ELWAY
INTO THE LEATHERON THE FRONT.
WOW, YOU MADE THIS ?
OH, LOOK AT THEM !
AREN'T THEYSO CUTE TOGETHER ?
HEY, MY FAMILY'SON THEIR WAY
OVER TO THE FIRE STATIONTO DONATE BLOOD.
YOU WANNA COME ALONG ?
( gagging )
UH, I DON'T THINK SO, GARY,I HAVE TO, UH...
OH, HERE COMESMY FAMILY NOW !
HEY GUYS !HEY GUYS !
LOOK, WE PAINTEDOUR FACES !
( laughter )
I'M A LION !
I'M AN ALIEN !
HEY !
JUST WHAT THE HECK AM ISUPPOSED TO BE ?
MY GOD.
YOU GONNA COME WITH US TOTHE FIRE STATION, STAN ?
UH, NO,I'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.
WELL, GARY, YOU WANNA JUST HANGOUT WITH YOUR FRIEND STAN ?
OH, WELL,I'D LIKE TO, BUT--
OH MAN, I WOULDMISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH !
WE'D MISS YOU TOO, GARY !
OH, WE'LL ALL SEEEACH OTHER TONIGHT
WHEN WE GO TOSTAN'S HOUSE FOR DINNER !
STAY AND PLAY WITHYOUR FRIENDS, GARY.
YEAH, HAVE AGOOD TIME, BOYS !
( laughter )
LET'S GO !
OUR FACESARE PAINTED !
WOW.
SO WHAT DO YOUGUYS WANNA DO ?
UH, THAT'S COOL.
WE'RE GONNA LEAVE YOUTWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE.
THE THREE OF USHAVE TO GO PUT IN
SOME VOLUNTEER WORKAT THE HOMELESS SHELTER.
OH, COOL !
I'M GONNA DO THATTOMORROW !
( Cartman snickering )JESUS CHRIST !
SO HEY, I HEARD YOUR DADCAME OVER LAST NIGHT
AND HE AND MY DAD TALKEDABOUT JOSEPH SMITH !
THAT'S GREAT !
YEAH, I HAD A QUESTION ABOUTTHAT JOSEPH SMITH GUY.
SURE !
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HEFOUND THE GOLDEN PLATES
BURIED IN THE GROUND ?
WELL, HE KEPT THEMHIDDEN FROM EVERYONE
LIKE HE WAS TOLD.
AND THEN HE TRANSLATED WHATWAS WRITTEN ON THE PLATES
INTO THE BOOK OF MORMON !
YEAH, BUT HOW ?
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT,MR. SMITH ?
MR. HARRIS, CAN YOUKEEP A SECRET ?
WELL, SURE I CAN !
I HAVE,IN MY POSSESSION,
AN ANCIENT BOOKWRITTEN ON GOLD PLATES
THAT TELLS OF JESUS CHRIST'SSECOND COMING !
HERE, IN AMERICA !
IN AMERICA, REALLY ?
THAT SOUNDSKIND OF...
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
IT'S TRUE !
AND I'M GOING TOTRANSLATE THE PLATES
AND PUBLISH IT INTO A BOOKFOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO READ !
I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOTOF MONEY, MR. HARRIS,
AND I'M JUST GONNANEED A LITTLE BIT
TO PAY FOR THEPUBLISHING COSTS.
MMM, I DON'T KNOW.
HOW DO YOU EXPECTTO TRANSLATE IT ?
WITH THESE.
ROCKS ?
THEY'RE NOT ROCKS,THEY'RE SEER STONES,
GIVEN TO ME BY AN ANGEL !
WITH THEM,GOD ALLOWS ME
TO TRANSLATE THE PLATESINTO ENGLISH.
WATCH !
YOU TAKE THIS QUILL AND PAPERAND WRITE DOWN WHAT I SAY.
SIT HERE.
I HAVE THE GOLDEN PLATESHERE IN THIS HAT.
I NEED TO HAVE THEMSOMEWHERE DARK
SO I CAN READTHE SPIRITUAL LIGHT.
REALLY ?
WHEN I PUT THE SEERSTONES INTO THE HAT
THE ANCIENT LETTERS LIGHT UPAND CHANGE TO ENGLISH
WHICH I CAN THENREAD TO YOU !
WOW !
OOH, I'M SEEINGTHE LIGHT !
OKAY, WRITE THIS DOWN.
AND SO...IT WAS THAT...
CHRIST APPEAREDBEFORE THE NEPHITES.
♪ AND THAT'S HOW THE BOOKOF MORMON WAS WRITTEN ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM DUM DUM DUMMM ♪♪
Joseph Smith: Part 3
All About Mormons s07e12
Gary tells Stan how Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon.

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