WORK FASTER.
FASTER, CHILDREN,EARTH DAY IS COMING.
WELL, BOYS,IT'S REHEARSAL TIME
AND YOUR TERRANCE AND PHILLIPHAVEN'T SHOWN UP.
THEY SAID THEY'D COME.
I'M SURE THEY'LLBE HERE ANY MINUTE.
MAYBE YOU KIDS DON'T UNDERSTANDHOW IMPORTANT EARTH DAY IS
FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR PLANET.
MAYBE YOU NEEDSOME CONVINCING.
KARL.
AHH !
OH, MY GOD !
EXCUSE ME, IS THISWHERE THE EARTH DAYCRAP IS HAPPENING ?
HE'S HERE.
OH, VERY GOOD,MR. PHILLIP, I'M JACK FOREST,
HEAD OF THE EARTH DAYCOMMITTEE.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A PARTOF THIS IMPORTANT EVENT.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWHERE'S MY CHECK ?
ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE,WHERE DO I--
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE ?
ALL RIGHT,LET'S DO A REHEARSAL
SO THAT THE CAMERA CREWCAN GET A LOOK AT IT.
WOW, ISN'T THIS GREAT, YOU GUYSSEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN ?
YEAH, YOU MUST HAVEA LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO
BUT LET'S REHEARSE FIRST.
SO, THIS IS YOUR DOING,HUH, TERRANCE ?
MY DOING ?
THESE KIDS CALLED MEAND SAID IT WAS YOUR IDEA
AND THAT YOU WANTEDTO APOLOGIZE.
PLEASE, YOU GUYS,THIS IS FOR EARTH DAY.
YOU CARE ABOUT MOTHER EARTH,DON'T YOU ?
WELL, WHAT THE HELL ?
I ALREADY FLEWALL THE WAY OUT HERE.
BUT I WANT MY CHECK MADE OUTTO ME, NOT BOTH OF US.
DITTO !
FINE.
SEE, I TOLD YOUIT WOULD WORK.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL COME OFFTHE SPEECH OF THE DYING WHALES
AND THEN, ACTION.
DOCTOR, DOCTOR,I'VE CRACKED MY ASS.
REALLY ?LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
LOOK CLOSER.
( farts )
( laughing nervously )
YON FART DOTH SMELLOF ELDERBERRY SWEET--
THAT'S NOTTHE LINE, ASSHOLE.
YOU'RE RIGHT,IT'S A BETTER ONE, ASSHOLE.
JUST DO THE BIT RIGHT,DICK FACE !
WHY DON'T YOU GOEAT SOME MORE PUDDING,YOU FATASS DRUG ADDICT !
I MAY BE FAT, BUT AT LEASTI DIDN'T GET HAIR PLUGS.
THAT'S IT !
I AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN'WITH "KOOKO THE WHALE" !
I NEVER NEEDED YOUIN THE FIRST PLACE,YOU HACK !
YOU CAN'T LEAVE,THE SHOW STARTS SOON.
BOYS, YOU'VE GOT THREE HOURSTO GET THOSE TWO BACK TOGETHER.
DO I NEED TO REMIND YOUWHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T ?
KARL !
OWWW !
YOU BASTARDS.
GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THEMBACK TOGETHER, YOU GUYS.
THEY COULDDO THIS TO US !
Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My Ass
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow s05e05
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.

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