( doorbell rings )
HELLO, MA'AM,
I'M WORKING TO CLEAN UP THENEIGHBORHOOD FROM PARASITES.
DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A QUICKLOOK AROUND YOUR HOUSE ?
I'M AFRAID YOUMAY HAVE HIPPIES.
HIPPIES ?
YEAH, THEY'VE BEENPOPPING UP
ALL OVER THENEIGHBORHOOD LATELY.
( knocking on wall )
MISS NELSON NEXT DOOR HASSEVEN HIPPIES IN HER BASEMENT,
AND THEY USUALLYLIVE IN COLONIES.
( thin knock )
HMM, I DON'T LIKETHE SOUND OF THAT.
COULD I TAKE A LOOKIN YOUR ATTIC ?
OH YEAH, BOY, HERE,TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, MA'AM.
SEE THAT ?HIPPIES.
( hippies snickering )
OH, MY !
THESE ARE WHAT WE CALLTHE "GIGGLING STONERS,"
PRETTY COMMON FORM OF HIPPIE,USUALLY FOUND IN ATTICS.
THE PROBLEM IS,IF YOU SEE ONE HIPPIE
THERE'S PROBABLY A WHOLELOT MORE YOU'RE NOT SEEING.
WHERE'S THE BACK YARD ?
YUP, THAT'SWHAT I THOUGHT.
SEE THAT ?
YOU'VE GOT A DRUM CIRCLEIN YOUR BACKYARD.
OH, WELL, THEY SHOWED UPA FEW DAYS AGO,
BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEYWERE HURTING ANYTHING.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I HAD A GUYIN JACKSON COUNTY.
HE HAD A LITTLE DRUM CIRCLEIN HIS BACKYARD--
TURNED INTO A DRUM CIRCLEFOUR MILES IN DIAMETER.
YOU GET A FEW HIPPIESPLAYING DRUMS
AND NEXT THING YOU KNOWYOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A COLONY.
OH, DEAR.
OH, WELL,SO, WHAT DO I DO ?
WELL, YOUR ATTIC HIPPIES
WE CAN PROBABLY FUMIGATEWITH POLYMARTHANE,
YOUR DRUM CIRCLEWE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GAS.
GODDAMMIT.
WHOA...HOW DID I GET HERE ?
MAN, I AM SO HIGH !
GOD DAMN HIPPIE !
WHOA, DUDE !NOT COOL !
WHAT'S UP !
MA'AM, I NEED TO CLEAR OUTYOUR GIGGLING STONERS
AND YOUR DRUM CIRCLE HIPPIESRIGHT NOW
OR SOON THEY'RE GONNA ATTRACTSOMETHING MUCH WORSE.
WHAT'S THAT ?
THE COLLEGEKNOW-IT-ALL HIPPIES.
Hippie Infestation
Die Hippie, Die s09e02
Cartman looks for hippies.

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