Hippie Infestation - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

( doorbell rings )

HELLO, MA'AM,

I'M WORKING TO CLEAN UP THENEIGHBORHOOD FROM PARASITES.

DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A QUICKLOOK AROUND YOUR HOUSE ?

I'M AFRAID YOUMAY HAVE HIPPIES.

HIPPIES ?

YEAH, THEY'VE BEENPOPPING UP

ALL OVER THENEIGHBORHOOD LATELY.

( knocking on wall )

MISS NELSON NEXT DOOR HASSEVEN HIPPIES IN HER BASEMENT,

AND THEY USUALLYLIVE IN COLONIES.

( thin knock )

HMM, I DON'T LIKETHE SOUND OF THAT.

COULD I TAKE A LOOKIN YOUR ATTIC ?

OH YEAH, BOY, HERE,TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, MA'AM.

SEE THAT ?HIPPIES.

( hippies snickering )

OH, MY !

THESE ARE WHAT WE CALLTHE "GIGGLING STONERS,"

PRETTY COMMON FORM OF HIPPIE,USUALLY FOUND IN ATTICS.

THE PROBLEM IS,IF YOU SEE ONE HIPPIE

THERE'S PROBABLY A WHOLELOT MORE YOU'RE NOT SEEING.

WHERE'S THE BACK YARD ?

YUP, THAT'SWHAT I THOUGHT.

SEE THAT ?

YOU'VE GOT A DRUM CIRCLEIN YOUR BACKYARD.

OH, WELL, THEY SHOWED UPA FEW DAYS AGO,

BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEYWERE HURTING ANYTHING.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I HAD A GUYIN JACKSON COUNTY.

HE HAD A LITTLE DRUM CIRCLEIN HIS BACKYARD--

TURNED INTO A DRUM CIRCLEFOUR MILES IN DIAMETER.

YOU GET A FEW HIPPIESPLAYING DRUMS

AND NEXT THING YOU KNOWYOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A COLONY.

OH, DEAR.

OH, WELL,SO, WHAT DO I DO ?

WELL, YOUR ATTIC HIPPIES

WE CAN PROBABLY FUMIGATEWITH POLYMARTHANE,

YOUR DRUM CIRCLEWE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GAS.

GODDAMMIT.

WHOA...HOW DID I GET HERE ?

MAN, I AM SO HIGH !

GOD DAMN HIPPIE !

WHOA, DUDE !NOT COOL !

WHAT'S UP !

MA'AM, I NEED TO CLEAR OUTYOUR GIGGLING STONERS

AND YOUR DRUM CIRCLE HIPPIESRIGHT NOW

OR SOON THEY'RE GONNA ATTRACTSOMETHING MUCH WORSE.

WHAT'S THAT ?

THE COLLEGEKNOW-IT-ALL HIPPIES.