Cartman Filling In - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

GO WHERE ?

TO CITY WOK, SO WE CANMAKE OUR MONEY-- GOD !

I CAN'T GOANYWHERE, FELLAS.

I'VE BEEN GROUNDED FOR HAVINGLIPOSUCTION SURGERY.

WHAT ?

I TOLD YOU MY PARENTSWOULD BE SORE.

AND THEY SAID FOR HAVINGLIPOSUCTION SURGERY

I CAN'T BE OUTSIDEFOR FIVE DAYS.

DUDE, WE JUST NEED YOU TO COMEDOWN TO CITY WOK REAL QUICK

SO THEY CAN SEEHOW SKINNY YOU ARE.

YOU GUYS ALREADY GOT MEIN DUTCH FOR BEING FAT.

AND THEN I GOT IN DOUBLE DUTCHFOR HAVING LIPOSUCTION.

AND NOW YOU'RE ASKING METO BE IN TRIPLE DUTCH ?

UNH-UH, I'LL NEVER BETHAT DUTCH.

KENNY WOULD'VEDONE IT.

YUP.

YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHAT ACOOL FRIEND KENNY WAS ?

GOD, HE WAS ALWAYS UPFOR HELPING US OUT.

MAN, HE WAS THEBEST FRIEND EVER.

LOOK, FELLAS,I CAN'T DO IT.

MY MOM AND DAD CALL INEVERY HOUR FROM WORK

TO MAKE SURE I'M HERE.

IF I DON'T ANSWER THE PHONETHEY'LL KNOW I'M UP TO NO GOOD.

ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT.

I'LL STAY HERE AND ANSWERTHE PHONE FOR YOU.

BUT YOU DON'TSOUND LIKE ME.

"BUT YOU DON'TSOUND LIKE ME.

"MY NAME IS BUTTERS,AND I'M A LITTLE PUSSY

WHO WON'T HELP HISFRIENDS MAKE MONEY."

WOW, THAT WASPRETTY GOOD.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALCOME ON, BUTTERS.

DON'T FORGET, A THIRD OF THAT$4 MILLION IS MINE.

( turns on TV )

( phone ringing )

( "Butters" )WELL, HELLO.

I'M JUST CHECKING INON YOU, BUTTERS.

DO I HEAR THE TELEVISION ?

WE TOLD YOU, NO TELEVISIONWHILE YOU'RE GROUNDED.

OH, GEE WHIZ, I'M NOTWATCHING TELEVISION, DAD.

I'M JUST LAYING AROUNDJACKING IT.

JACKING IT ?JACKING WHAT ?

WELL, MY HOT SPICY BONER,OF COURSE, DAD.

WHAT ?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GETYOURSELF IN MORE TROUBLE

WITH THAT KIND OFLANGUAGE ?

LOOSEN UP, YOU BLOODYVAGINAL BELCH.

OH, YOU ARE GONNAGET IT, MISTER.

YOU JUST WAITUNTIL I GET HOME !

BRING IT ON,QUEER BAIT.

( sighs )YES.