Troll Hunter: [ Danish accent ]Long ago in the dim and frozenlands of Scandinavia,
there were creatures who wreakedhavoc on humanity -- the troll.
They dwelled in rocks, in caves,isolated from civilization.
The creatures were ugly, fat,and slow-witted.
But some could also lookand behave like human beings.
These were the most dangerous.
[ Fast folk strings playing ]
Now the creatures have returned.
This time,1,000 miles across the sea.
Today the monsters believethey can go undetected,
free to attack and then retreatto the darkness.
But in Denmark, we have dealtwith the trolls before.
And now,we shall deal with them again.
Dad, can I talk to you?
All the girls at schoolare really mad.
It's likeone guy gets online
and says terrible thingsabout girls,
and it reflects badlyon all of us.Uh-huh.
Everyone's sad,everyone's depressed,
and nobody knowshow to move forward.Good.
I guesswhat I'm saying is
I'm starting to feel a lotof guilt just for being a boy.
How do I not feel that?
Sorry, Kyle,I have to meet someone.
Talk to your mother.I love you.
The girls are still mad
about being trolledon the school message board,
parents are all freaking outabout the election,
and let me tell you,you're glad not to be living
in this countryright now.
Butters, I'm sorry,
but I told you not to Skype meanymore, right?
But, Charlotte, I love you.I need you.
You can't break up with me.
I have to standwith my girlfriends.
Oh, my God.I can't believe they got to you.
Those slinky snakesin the grass!
Who?You know who!
The girls at my school!
They all broke upwith their boyfriends,
and now they got youto go along with them!
This is a time when women andgirls have to stand together.
So then it's true!
You're all snakes in thegrass -- every last one of you!
Are you there?Honey?
[ Slurps ]
I don't knowwhy you're harassing me.
I don't evenown a computer.
My name is Dick.
Are you with the NSAor Homeland Security?
No. I'm a colleague.
You probably know meas Dildo Shwaggins.
Dildo Shwagginsfrom pussystormers.org?
We need to talk.You're just a troll?
Oh, thank God!
We're on the same team,Skankhunt.
Wait. That means I wentprotocol zero for nothing.
What's protocol zero?
I destroyed my computers,my phone.
Why couldn't you just say,"I know who you are.
I'm a troll, too."
Why'd you have to beso [bleep] cryptic?!
Us trolls have to be careful.You know that.
Look, I'm not really a troll, okay?
I just startedas a Yelp reviewer
and got sick of how stupideveryone's comments sounded.
I just like messing with people'cause it was funny.
I got carried away.
These are really dangeroustimes, Skankhunt.
There are things happeningin the world,
and trollshave to come together.
Someone is tryingto wipe us out.
Our way of lifeis in danger.
It's not a way of life.
I was just doing itfor the lols.
That's not true.I've studied your work.
You're one of the best trollsI've ever seen.
No, no, I'm donewith this crap.
I thought my wifewas gonna find out.
That was too spooky.
Gerald,we need each other!
The Danish are planningsomething horrible against us!
I'm not one of you,okay?
I just need to stop.
and we needto be more active
in showing the girlswe respect them.
There's a biggirls' volleyball game tonight,
and we should all goand show our support.
You really thinkthat's gonna make a difference?
I do. We need to show the girlsthat all boys
aren't the same, and that we arewilling to change.
Oh, why don't youshut the [bleep] up, Kyle?!
All I've been hearing aboutthe past few weeks
is how this is our problem,how bo need to change.
Well, I'm gettingpretty sick of it!
Everyone elseseems to be able to be proud
of who they are,but not us.
And then we got Uncle Kyle heretelling us the girls are right.
Butters.This is a waron all of us!
You want to listento Uncle Kyle? Go ahead!
Pretty soon they'll belocking us all up.
And don't think you're safe,either, Tweek and Craig.
Just 'cause you're gaydoesn't mean
you aren't looked down uponfor being boys.
The world wants us allto feel shame
just 'cause we were all bornwith wieners!
Butters,you need to calm down.
No! We tried doing ityour way, Kyle.
We tried doing what the girlswanted us to do,
and wheredid it get us?
Right! It turned us againstone of our own,
that's what it did!
What happened to Eric Cartman isthe girls' fault, not ours!
I'm done feeling guilt.
I'm a boy, dag nab it.
And you know what,I'm proud of my little wiener!
Mark my words --
The moment is comingwhen you all need to decide.
Are you with your kind,or are you with Uncle Kyle?
Gerald, you've beensitting at the table
for three hours now.You okay?
I'm great. Totally good justsitting and...doing nothing.
Is there a problemwith that?
Is there a problem with wantingto sit and just be?
Is that illegal now?
Not at all, Gerald.I'm sorry.
I'm totally happy.
I don't need to do anythingto mak me happy.
Well, I know you saidyour computer was broken, so...
I went aheadand got you something.
Here,it's your own iPad.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
No, no, I-I-I'm good.Get that away from me.
You don't like it?
No, sorry, I love it.
I'm just...swearing offelectronics for a little bit.
Or maybe I could just get ona couple of message boards.
No! I'm good!
I don't need it!
Gerald,what's going on?
Nothing, Sheila.I'm fine.
I'm just tryingto make some changes,
and less electronicsis part of it.
I'm sorry, honey.Everything is okay. I promise.
Okay, Gerald.I'll make us some lunch.
Oh, uh, did that guy outsidetalk to you?
What guy outside?
What the [bleep]
[ Whispering ]Go away! Go!
Go! Go away! Go! Go!
to tonight's match-upbetween the South Park Cows
and the Buena Vista Demons.
Dude,this is awesome!
Do you see how many of the boysI got to come tonight?
Yeah, this isa pretty sweet turnout.
This is exactlywhat we needed.
Thank Godpeople listened to me.
[ Whistle blows ]Announcer:And now, please sit, stand,
or kneelfor the national anthem.
[ "Star-Spangled Banner"playing ]
Holy crap, dude.Look at Butters.
Son a bitch!
Hey, come on in.You're not alone, bud.
We're all facingthe same struggles
and trying to do somethingabout it.
Anyway, please continue,Richard.
Well, like I was saying,I've been addicted
to memberberriesfor about two months now.
It's okay, man.You're not alone.
It's just, you know,
membering is so much more funthan thinking.
I want so bad to go backwhen things were good --
when I was a kid, you know?
Like, the '80s and the '90s,and things made sense, you know?
And that's how we got here tothis very memberberry election.
What is this?
What have been your struggleswith memberberries, Gerald?
I-I don't even knowwhat a member--
Memberberry #1:Member the Degobah system?
Memberberry #2:Oh, I loved Degobah!
That's where Yoda lived!Memberberry #3:Member Yoda?
Oh, I member![ Clears throat ]
Michael, are there memberberriesin your pocket?
Oh-ho!Member Corellian corvettes?
I memberCorellian corvettes!
[ Squish ]
Anyway, Gerald,what has your experience been?
I don't even knowwhat memberberries are.
Gerald, come on.The first step towards healing
is admittingyou've got a problem.
Yeah?Well, you've got a fat pussy,
and you should goand [bleep] kill yourself!
Sorry.I think I'm in the wrong place.
Make no mistake.
I want to be very upset.
However, as a community,we have all decided
that people have the rightto protest the National Anthem.
They tooktheir wieners out!
Correct.But they did so peacefully
and without malicetowards others.
This wasan attack on us.
This is exactly whywe sat out the National Anthem
in the first place!
I want you to understandsomething, ladies.
I am in a PC pretzel here
because if I saythey can't protest
even though you protested,
and the only difference istheir protest
included physical gestures,then I'm body-shaming!
So, you're just gonnalet boys take their wieners out
whenever they want?
That's what happens whenyou sit out the National Anthem.
Butters: We walk together in peace!
We walk together in pride!
We are not going to feel ashamed for who we are!
We are not going to feel guilt for the way we were born!
Wieners out!All: Wieners out!
Don't let anyone tell you you're somehow less
because you're a boy!
Don't let anyone tell you to not think with your wiener,
as if your wiener is a bad thing!
All: Yeah!That's right!
What makes us different makes us beautiful!
No more shame! No more doubt!
No more bigotry!
All: Wieners out!
Don't be an Uncle Kyle!
Be proud of who you are!
You are either with us or against us!
It's really that simple!
[ Soft flute playing ]
[ Whispering ]Damn it! Get out of here!
You don't have to worktonight?
Wow. I don't rememberthe last time you were able
to actually get in bedat the same time as me.
Got all caught upwith my work!
Hey, I'm not complaining.It feels good to have you here.
I'm going on a run!!
[ Panting ]
[ Horn honks ]
[ Grunts ] Yeah.
Screw you, skank.
You fat, little bitch!
Go --Go kill yourself, whore!
Yeah, [bleep] you, bitch!
[Bleep] you! Yeahhaha haha!
[Bleep] you, bitch! Hahaha!
[ Hisses ]Aah!
[ Glass shatters ]Oh, sorry, hon!
Everything all right,guys?
Everything's fine, Kyle.Go back to bed.
and you --you hide everything!
And then you show upwith all this new equipment
and now this!Please!
Tell mewhat's going on!
Nothing is going on.
You hissed at me!You went [hisses]
Okay, okay. I-I'm going to tellyou the truth, Sheila.
I watch pornon the internet.
I'll try to stop.
But I knowyou watch porn.
You told meyou watch porn,
and I told youI don't care, Gerald.
Oh, yeah!But, uh...
But this is different.
Why? Because it's not...normal porn?
Like somethingreally embarrassing?
It's really embarrassing.
Like peoplepeeing on each other?
See?!It's so embarrassing.
No wonder I hid it,right?
It's good to get it outin the open, though.
Do you want meto pee on you?
You only like watching other women pee?
Oh, no, no. It's --It's not like that.
You have towatch it on a video
because I'm overweightand old?
No!I-I-I want you to.
I just couldn't ask.
You do? Promise?
[ Contemporary jazz playing ]
[ Groaning in disgust ]
Am I doing it right,Gerald?
Yep.[ Continues groaning ]
So hot, honey.
Ugh. Warm. Ugh.
I'm so sorry.
What we did to you.
This internet trollhas everyone going crazy.
We shouldn't have assumedit was you.
We shouldn't have...broke all your stuff.
No.I know it's not cool.
I know you're figuring outhow to get back at us.
I saw a vagina, Kyle.
I'm not holding a grudge.
I'm happier now.I have purpose.
You saw whose vagina?My girlfriend's.
She stood six feet awayand flashed it really fast.
But in that instant,you know what I saw?
I saw that humankindcould colonize Mars.
I saw the potentialof our species
to terraform other planetsand reach the infinite.
Yeah, right, okay.I'm being serious, Cartman.
Butters needsto be taken down a notch,
and you'rethe best at that.
Eric! Hey, I got uschocolate milks!
Of course you did,'cause you're amazing.
And lookwhat I made you.
The pink and blue one?
That's whatmy baby wanted.
Yay!Put it on me!
Oh, sorry.Heidi, you know Kyle.
Oh, yeah.Hey, Kyle.
The show's onat 5:00 tonight
if you want to watchat your house or my house.
Oh, either way, we totally can.I just --
I guess Kyle had somethingto talk to us about first.
Go ahead, Kyle.
The school'sin trouble and, um...
o-our friends are --
He said something about usworking together
to helptake down Butters?
Why?What's going on, boo?
I'm not sure, boo.
Could you startfrom the beginning, Kyle?
Heidi's amazingat figuring things out.
[ Grumbles ]
It wasn't supposed to belike this.
I just thought it was funnymaking people get riled up.
It was just stupid, harmlesslocker-room humor...
until I made that ladykill herself.
[ Sighs ] You can't denywho you are, Skankhunt.
[ Whispering ]Don't call me that here!
Why can't you justgo away?!
Becausewe're all in danger!
Didn't you see the videoI sent you?
No!Don't you get it?
I went protocol zero!
I broke my phone!
I deletedall my e-mail accounts
so that nobodycan trace me ever again!
They will be able to.
You need to see this video,Skankhunt.
The whole worldis about to change.
You want to knowwhat's really going on?
I'll tell youwhat's going on.
Even though women have madegreat gains in the last century,
there's still a part of menwho aren't comfortable
with women having power.
It reallyjust comes down to that.
And then you have social media,which allows men to
anonymously say horrific thingslike "women aren't funny,"
even though Heidi's, like,the funniest person I ever met.
Pssh, shut up.
No, it's true.Get over yourself.
I don't even tryto be funny.
I know. You don't have tobecause you're awesome.
Cartman, will you just help memess with Butters
to stop his little agro clubfrom getting any bigger?
Like, mess withButters how?
What do you mean,"mess with Butters?"
You know what I mean.Come on!
We needthe old Cartman back.
Oh, I see.You have a problem with Heidi.
What?You're threatened by her
because she actually hasinteresting things to say
and she'sfunnier than you.
That's not true at all.
Oh, she's notfunnier than you?
Or is she just not funnybecause she's a girl?!
Babe, stop. I don't thinkhe meant anything by it.
Sorry, babe. It justreally ruffles my feathers.
Look, Kyle,I think it's great
you're trying to patch things upwith everyone,
but the truth is,Eric and I are
just kind ofout of it now.
We're justout of it now.
We gave up social mediaand all the ugliness
that goes along with it,and we're in a better place.
this video is really gonnarock your world.
[ Whispering ]Can you please call me Gerald?!
It's a very obscure news storyfrom the BBC in England.
Hardly anyone'seven seen it over here.
This is why we all have tocome together, Skank.
[ British accent ]Since the dawn of the Internet,
message boards and chat roomshave lit up with people
who incite and insultfor no apparent reason.
They're called "trolls."
And a controversial companyin Denmark
is working to make thema thing of the past.
The days of trollshiding behind nicknames
and message boards are over,the Danish claim,
as a new website,trolltrace.com,
will soon be up and running.
In less than a month,the servers will become active.
Anyone can takeany troll comment
and send itthrough the Danish servers
where a real name and a physicaladdress will be attached.
Every message, every commentever made by trolls
will retroactively be givena tag with the author's name,
location,and full internet history.
I told you.
And this is the manwho has masterminded it all.
What thiswill allow people to do
is trace back harmfuland hateful postings or e-mails.
You see, the troll hides behinda protective layer,
if you will, thatInternet anonymity provides.
We intend to strip themof that protection
so that everyone will knowwho they are.
And what about peoplewho will use this
to spy on otherswho aren't trolls?
Uh, what do you mean?
Once your serversbecome active,
anyone could traceanything on the Internet
back towhoever wrote it.
How do you stop thatfrom happening?
Oh, oh. Right.[ Clears throat ]
This service is only for tracingthe identity of trolls.
Komme oot troll.
Komme oot und dee.
I Google Translatedthe last part.
He says "Come out, troll.
Come out and die."
This can't be happening.
By next week, everythingeveryone has ever done online
is gonna be availableto the public.
Then it's over.
You're not dead,Skankhunt.
There's still hope.
Everyone! Can I haveyour attention please?!
[ Talking stops ]
I know the past few weekshave been very difficult...
for all of us.
I know, now more than ever,that something has to change.
I thought a lot about thisthe past few days.
I've seen a lot of things Inever thought I would ever see.
These are all complex issueswe're having to face.
And now I knowthat after you break it down,
there's reallyonly one answer.
[ Boys cheering ]
Good for you,Uncle Kyle!
Fellow trolls, let meintroduce you to...Skankhunt42.
I'm not necessarilySkankhunt42.
It's okay, Skank.
You're withyour kind.
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.