>> UNLESS WE COME TOGETHER AS A
COUNTRY AND HELP REFUGEES.
>> BOOO, WENDY, TESS TESTABURGER.
>> THEY ARE IN NEED OF NATIONAL
PROTECTION.
>> BOOO, WENDY.
>> THE VAST MAJORITY OF REFUGEES
WILL BENEFIT FROM --
>> BOOO, WENDY.
LIAR.
>> IN STEAD OF BOOOING MY
OPINION WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A
CONSTRUCTIVE ARGUMENT.
>> NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A REFUGEE
IS.
>> BOOO.
BOOO.
>> MR. GARRISON CAN YOU DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, PLEASE?
MR. GARRISON.
>> SORRY, WENDY.
NICELY DONE.
THANK YOU.
NEXT REPORT LET'S HAVE PETER
MULLEN.
>> UGH, JESUS.
>> MY REPORT IS ON THE VIAL AND
DESPICABLE TRASH OUR PARENTS ARE
WATCHING ON TELEVISION.
FELLOW STUDENTS, THERE'S A
PLAGUE OF SMUT ON OUR CABLE
BOXES.
SHOWS THAT FIGURE REENACTMENTS
OF UNSOLVED CRIMES AND SPOUSAL
HOMICIDE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT MURDER PORN.
>> MURDER PORN?
>> THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
>> ACCORDING TO THE NEILSON
RATINGS VIEWERSHIP IN SHORES
LIKE COLD CASE FILES, DATE LINE
MURDER AND DEADLY AFFAIRS IS SKY
ROCKETING AMONG MARRIED COUPLES
AND BROUGHT ON A NEW SLEW OF
SHOWS THAT USE GRAPHIC SEX AND
INNUENDO TO MAKE IT MORE
TITILLATING LIKE SINFUL SECRET
AND ON THE CASE WITH PAULA ZAHN
AND IT'S SMUT AND GARBAGE AND
IT'S TRASH!
YOUR PARENTS ARE WATCHING THIS
STUFF.
GO HOME AND ASK THEM.
AND AS WE ASK THEM WE MUST ASK
OURSELVES IF THEY'RE OBSESSED
WITH THIS STUFF THEN HOW LONG.
HOW LONG BEFORE ONE OF OUR
DADDY'S DRESSED UP IN LINGERIE
AND BASHES MOMMY'S HEAD IN WITH
A BRICK?
[ CLAPPING ]
[ KNOCKING ]
>> WHO IS THAT?
IT'S PROBABLY STAN.
COME ON, BUD.
HEY, STAN, WHAT'S UP.
>> HIS WIFE IS HAVING SEX WITH
THE NEIGHBOR AND WHEN HER
HUSBAND COMES HOME HE WANTS MORE
THAN JUST A DIVORCE.
>> YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING MURDER
PORN?
>> MURDER PORN?
STAN, THIS IS JUST AN
INVESTIGATIVE CRIME SHOW.
>> I DON'T LIKE DOCUMENTARIES.
>> YEAH, STAN.
THESE ARE BASED ON REAL THINGS
LIKE NEWS.
IT'S INFORMATIVE.
PARENTS LIKE INFORMATIVE STUFF.
>> OKAY.
>> WE MISSED THE MURDER?
DID HE CUT THEM UP?
>> WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
>> DUDE, YOU KNOW AARON HAGAN?
>> YEAH, THE FIRST-GRADER?
>> YOU SHOULD COME DOWN TO HIS
HOUSE.
HIS DAD JUST KILLED HIS MOM.
>> WHAT?
[ SIRENS ]
[ WAILING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> HEY, THAT KID SHOULD NOT BE
SEEING THIS.
[ CRYING ]
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
LET ME GO.
IT WASN'T ME I TELL YOU.
A BURGLAR BROKE IN.
HE WAS BLACK.
HE STABBED THAT NAGGING BITCH IN
HER FACE.
HE WAS BLACK!
>> GUYS, GUYS, I KNOW WE'RE ALL
CONCERNED BUT VERY TO WORK
TOGETHER.
>> HOW IS THIS STUFF ALLOWED TO
STAY ON THE AIR?
>> THE POLICE FOUND HOURS AND
HOURS OF MURDER PORN ON THE
HAGAN'S DVR.
WHAT MORE DO WE NEED.
>> I CALLED THEM ABOUT THE SMUT
AND THEY TOLD ME IF I DIDN'T
WANT MY PARENTS WATCHING I
SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH
THEM.
LIKE IT'S MY FAULT.
>> IT'S THE RESULT OF A BROKEN
SOCIETY IN WHICH PROFIT COMES
BEFORE MORALS.
>> BOOO.
BOOO, WENDY TESTABURGER, BOOO.
>> I KNOW WE FEEL OUR HANDS ARE
TIED BUT WE CAN DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS.
THERE'S AN APP TO ALLOW KIDS TO
BLOCK THINGS THEIR PARENTS WATCH
ON TELEVISION AND IT'S PASSWORD
PROTECT WILL WITH A SECURITY
CODE ONLY A CHILD WOULD KNOW.
>> TONIGHT AT 10:00 IT'S THE
TALE OF LOVE AND SEDUCTION AND
MURDER AND THEN SOUTHERN FRIED
HOMICIDE.
BUT NOW GET READY FOR LUST,
BETRAYAL AND MURDER ON HOT LOAD
CASE FILES
>> OH, YEAH, THREE OF THE BEST
SHOWS IN A ROW.
>> IS THE LUBE OVER THERE?
>> IT'S OVER HERE.
>> GET OVER HERE, BIG GUY.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT THE -- WHAT THE HELL?
YEAH, HI.
WE AREN'T GETTING OUR
INFORMATIVE MURDER PORN.
NO, NONE OF THE CHANNELS WITH
INFORMATIVE MURDER PORN APPEAR
TO BE WORKING.
THE SCREEN SAYS HOW DO YOU TAME
A HORSE IN MINECRAFT.
YES, WE DO HAVE CHILDREN.
A WHAT?
A PARENTAL LOCK?
STAN!
STAN!
HOW DO YOU TAKE A HORSE IN
MINECRAFT?
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT IS MINECRAFT AND HOW DO
YOU TAME A HORSE IN IT.
>> YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO BE
WATCHING THAT STUFF.
>> COME ON, YOU CAN'T BLOCK YOUR
PARENTS FROM WATCHING
INFORMATIVE MURDER PORN.
THINK IF WE WATCH SHOWS ABOUT
MARRIED PEOPLE KILLING EACH
OTHER WE'LL DO IT?
THAT'S STUPID.
I'M NOT GOING TO GO OUT AND KILL
YOUR MOM BECAUSE I WATCH
INVESTIGATIVE DISCOVERY.
IT'D BE IMPOSSIBLE TO CLEAR THE
DNA.
I'D HAVE TO KILL THE PERSON I
HIRED TOO BECAUSE 99% OF THE
TIME THEY TELL.
I THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
YOU'RE A LOUSY KID
I WISH JADEN SMITH WAS MY SON!
>> WHO DO OUR CHILDREN THINK
THEY ARE BLOCKING OUR TV
CONTENT.
>> HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO DO THIS
WITH THEIR SMARTPHONES.
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THE THINK THEY OUTSMARTED OUT
BUT WE PAY THEM.
CAN THEY REMOVE IT?
>> NO, THEY DID THE USUAL CABLE
COMPANY RUNAROUND.
>> WE'LL SEE.
EXCUSE ME, OUR CONTENT IS BEING
BLOCKED AND WE NEED IT NOW.
>> SORRY, SIR, IF YOU NEED IT
NOW PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SWITCH TO
ANOTHER CABLE COMPANY.
OH , THERE'S NOT ANOTHER CABLE
COMPANY IS THERE?
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE THE ONLY ONE
IN TOWN.
>> LOOK, IF OUR KIDS CAN BLOCK
CONTENT THEN MUST BE ABLE TO
BLOCK THEM.
>> AS WE TOLD THE OTHER SIR WE
CAN FIX IT BUT WE JUST NEED TO
SEND A TECHNICIAN TO YOUR HOUSE
TO CHANGE OUT THE CABLE BOX.
>> GREAT.
>> WE JUST NEED A WINDOW OF TIME
TO BE HOME HOW ABOUT BETWEEN
3:00 A.M. TO 6:00 P.M. ALL OF
NOVEMBER.
>> NO, I CAN'T.
>> THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU HAVE TO BE HOME FOR THE
TECHNICIAN.
CAN YOU GO TO DIRECT TV?
>> I CAN'T AFFORD DIRECT TV.
>> GEEZ, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I GUESS HAVE YOU TO WORK WITHIN
OUR TIME WINDOWS.
>> WELL, ANY LUCK?
>> NO, JUST THE USUAL CABLE
COMPANY STUFF.
>> OH, WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO LIVE WITHOUT OUR INFORMATIVE
CRIME DRAMAS
>> SCREW THAT.
CAN WE LEARN THIS MINECRAFT GAME
TO GET AROUND OUR KID'S PARENTAL
LOCK.
>> I TRIED.
IT'S UNLIKE OTHER VIDEO GAMES
I DON'T GET IT IT'S ALL RETRO
LIKE LEGOS AND KIDS ONLINE
CALLED ME A GRIFER AND KICKED ME
OFF.
>> WE CAN LEARN.
THERE'S TALK OF A CHILD THAT
HE'LL TEACH MINECRAFT TO ANYBODY
FOR THE RIGHT PRICE.
[ KNOCKING ]
>> HELLO?
>> HI.
CORY LANSKIN?
>> YES.
>> WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE WILLING
TO TEACH MINECRAFT TO ADULTS?
>> [BLEEP] OFF!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[ KNOCKING ]
>> WE WERE TOLD YOU'RE AVAILABLE
FOR HIRE AND WE'RE DESPERATE.
>> YOU HAVE IT ALL ON, MISSER.
I'M A SIMPLE KIT WITH A SIMPLE
PASSION FOR SIMPLE THINGS.
>> WE HAVE 100 OUNCES OF SILVER.
>> WIPE YOUR FEET AND TURN OFF
YOUR CELL PHONES.
NOW, WE'RE GOING SELECT AN EMPTY
ROOM.
SELECTING AN EMPTY WELL WILL
BEGIN YOU BEING DROPPED ON THE
BEACH.
YOU'RE ROAM AROUND AND START
PUNCHING TREES.
>> PUNCHING TREES?
>> WHY WOULD WE PUNCH TREES?
>> JUST USE YOUR [BLEEP]ING
BRAIN.
HOW DO YOU GET WOOD?
HOW DO YOU GET WOOD?
>> WATCHING INFORMATIVE MURDER
PORN?
>> NO, IN THE MINECRAFT FOREST
HOW DO YOU GET WOOD?
>> PUNCHING TREES?
>> RIGHT.
YOU PUNCH THE TREE TO GET THE
WOOD.
YOU GET THE WOOD TO BUILD THE
CABIN.
>> OH, I SEE.
WHEN DOES THE GAME START?
>> YOU ARE PLAYING THE GAME.
THIS IS THE GAME.
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR THINK
LIKE A DAD.
MINECRAFT DON'T HAVE NO WINNER.
NO OBJECTIVE YOU'RE JUST
BUILDING SHIT AND SEEING IF
OTHER THINGS CAN KNOCK IT DOWN.
NOW, LET'S CLICK ON THE
INVENTORY AND BUILD IT.
>> I'M GETTING IT NOW.
>> YOU ARE?
>> NO.
>> RANDY, IT'S GETTING LATE.
LET'S JUST GO TO SLEEP.
>> I ALMOST GOT IT SHARON
I FOUND OUT WHERE THE HORSE IS
NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO TAME ONE.
>> I'M NOT IN THE MOOD NOW
ANYWAY.
>> I MISSING INTIMATE WITH YOU.
EVERYTHING WAS PASSIONATE AND
DROPPED OFF.
>> WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX FOR
OUR RELATIONSHIP TO BE GOOD
>> I KNOW BUT IT'S LIKE WE'RE
GOOD FRIENDS.
A MARRIAGE HAS TO BE MORE.
IT HAS TO HAVE FULFILLMENT OF
FANTASY AND DESIRE SOMETIMES.
MAGNACUBE?
WHAT IS THAT?
>> I'M GOING SLEEP.
>> I'LL WAKE YOU UP IF WE GET
OUR MURDER PORN BACK.
>> THE HE IS.
HEY, THE PARENTAL LOCK ISN'T
WORK.
OUR PARENTS ARE WATCHING MURDER
IMPORTANT.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> I K SAW THEM WATCHING IT.
>> THEY BROKE THE PARENTAL LOCK.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
DID YOU SET IT UP RIGHT?
>> BETTER GET OVER HERE.
BUTTER'S DAD KILLED HIS MOM.
[ SOBBING ]
>> BUTTER, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I WAS OUT BY THE LAKE AND I
SAW MY DAD OUT IN THIS FIELD.
HE WAS HOLDING SUGAR CANE.
IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE HE
HAD A HAMMER.
I SAW HIM TAKE MY MOM AND YELLED
WATCH OUT BUT SHE FELL.
>> WAIT.
YOU MEAN IN MINECRAFT?
>> YEAH, THEN MY DAD WENT
BERSERK AND THREW ME DOWN A
WELL.
I WAS TRAPPED DOWN THERE ALL
NIGHT.
>> YOUR DAD THREW YOU DOWN A
WELL?
>> IN MINECRAFT.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> I WAS ABLE TO HOIST MYSELF
OUT.
IT WAS LIKE I WAS FROZEN IF THE
LAKE HE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO SWIM
OUT OF IT.
IT WAS TERRIBLE.
>> THAT'S IT.
THAT'S HOW OUR PARENTS BROKE THE
PASS CODE.
I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD
STOOP SO SLOW.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> SOMEBODY'S TEACHING OUR
PARENTS MINECRAFT.
[ KNOCKING ]
>> HAD AN INCIDENT LAST NIGHT.
WONDER IF YOU SAW OR HEARD
ANYTHING?
>> NO, WHAT HAPPENED.
>> SOMEONE BROKE INTO YOUR NEXT
DOOR NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD AND
PUNCHED HIS TREES.
>> PUNCHED HIS TREES?
>> YES, ACROSS THE STREET
SOMEONE BUILT A CABIN.
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
>> WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST
NIGHT?
>> I WAS JUST PLAYING MINE -- MY
BANJO.
>> I PLAY THE BANJO TOO.
WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, SIR.
YOU MAY WANT TO KEEP THE LIGHTS
ON IN YOUR YARD TONIGHT IN CASE
SOMEONE TRIES TO BUILD A CABIN
ON IT AS WELL.
>> WILL DO, OFFICER.
WILL DO.
>> CALM DOWN.
I KNOW WE'RE ALL CONCERNED.
>> CONCERNED?
THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR STUPID
APP PARENTS ARE STILL WATCHING
MURDER PORN AND NOW SCREWING UP
MINECRAFT TOO.
>> I SPENT THREE HOURS TRYING TO
GET MY PARENTS TO STOP CREATE MY
CASTLE.
WHY DID WE AGREE TO THE STUPID
APP?
>> WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP OUR
PARENTS FROM WATCHING MURDER
PORN.
>> WHY?
BECAUSE ONE KID'S DAD KILLED HIS
MOM?
FOR ALL WE KNOW THEY WERE DOING
DRUGS FOR YEAR.
MAYBE MURDER PORN HAD TO DO WITH
IT.
>> I AGREE WITH CARTMAN.
>> BOOO, WENDY, BOOO.
>> IT'S TRUE.
MAYBE WE NEED TO TRUST OUR
PARENTS WON'T ACT OUT WHAT THEY
S
SEE.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH.
COME ON OUT AND THERE WON'T BE
ANY TROUBLE.
GIVE IT UP.
YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN.
>> HUH?
>> I'LL NEVER GIVE UP.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING
THIS.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> NICE ONE.
YOU'RE CASTLE [BLEEP]ING SUCKS.
>> GO TO HELL YOU GRIFER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
[ KNOCKING ]
>> HELLO?
>> CORY LANSKIN?
>> YES.
>> WE HEARD YOU MIGHT BE
TEACHING MINECRAFT TO ADULTS.
>> WHASSA MINECRAFT?
>> WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP OUR
PARENTS AWAY FROM GRAPHIC
TELEVISION SHOWS.
IT COULD BE A MATTER OF LIFE AND
DEATH.
>> DON'T BE ANGRY.
MY MOMMY ALWAYS ANGRY.
GET BACK IN THE MEAT LOCKER.
SHE LOVES ME, RIGHT?
MOMMY LOVES ME?
>> I GUESS WE HAVE THE WRONG
HOUSE, KID.
>> OKAY.
BYE.
>> WHAT, DUDE?
>> SOMETHING HE SAID.
DID YOU HEAR HIM?
HE SAID OUCHIE, OUCHIE MOMMY
RAPE MY NO NO.
IF I'D BE CAUGHT LYING THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID.
>> NOW THAT YOU BUILT A
WORKBENCH IT'S TIME TO BUILD
SOMETHING TO TAKE CARE OF THE
[BLEEP].
STOP USING YOUR GROWN UP BRAINS.
>> AHA!
>> SON OF A BITCH.
DON'T YOU THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH
GRIFERS IN THE WORLD WITHOUT OUR
PARENTS BEING SHOWN THIS STUFF.
>> A KID NEEDS TO MAKE A LIVING,
DON'T WE?
>> WE WERE USING MINECRAFT FROM
STOPPING OUR PARENTS FROM
WATCHING SPOUSAL HOMICIDE SHOWS.
>> LIKE INVESTIGATIVE DISCOVERY?
>> YOU HAVE SEEN THIS STUFF?
>> TRUE CRIME AND REAL SICK
SHIT.
YOUR PARENTS WITH WATCH THAT
STUFF.
>> WE PUT A STOP TO IT UNTIL YOU
TAUGHT THEM MINE CRAFT.
>> ONE OR TWO MIGHT ACT OUT BUT
CABLE TELEVISION.
PEOPLE COPY EVERYTHING ON CABLE
YOU WANTS TO PROTECT YOUR
FAMILY, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO FIGHT
THE CABLE COMPANY.
>> HEY, GUYS.
CAN YOU HELP?
YOU
>> HELLO.
THERE ARE CERTAIN NETWORKS WE
SEE AS HARMFUL TO OUR FAMILIES
AND WE WANT THEM REMOVED,
PLEASE?
>> YOU DON'T WANT CABLE ANY
MORE?
>> NO, NO, JUST I.D. NETWORK, A
& E AND OPRAH'S NETWORK.
ALL THE ONES WITH MURDER PORN.
>> YOU DON'T LIKE PAYING FOR THE
CHANNELS?
THEY PACKAGE THEM TOGETHER.
>> CAN YOU UNPACKAGE THEM?
>> OUR COMPANY DOESN'T WORK THAT
WAY.
YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU THE
NUMBER OF A DIFFERENT CABLE
COMPANY -- OH, WAIT, WE'RE IT,
AREN'T WE?
DANG IT.
GET YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH OUR
PACKAGES.
>> CAN WE TALK TO YOUR
SUPERVISOR, PLEASE?
>> SURE, DAVID.
>> IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
>> THE WANT SPECIFIC NETWORKS
DROPPED FROM OUR CABLE.
>> YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE
BUNDLE NOT JUST FOR WHAT YOU
WANT TO WATCH.
>> YOU MEAN WE'RE FORCED TO PAY
FOR THE OPRAH CHANNEL?
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO VIEWED TO
SHUT THE CABLE ALTOGETHER.
>> FINE.
>> MITCH, WHEN CAN YOU GET OUT
TO SHUT OFF CABLE BOXES.
>> MAN, IT'S GOING TO BE THREE
WEEKS.
THERE'S A WHOLE PLUG I HAVE TO
PULL OUT.
IT'S LIKE FOUR INCHES LONG.
>> THREE WEEKS, HUH?
IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS?
>> NO, THAT'S WAY TOO LONG.
>> GEEZ, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
>> GODDAMNIT I JUST DON'T WANT
MY PARENTS TO MURDER EACH OTHER.
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO KEEP OUR FAMILIES SAFE.
I DON'T KNOW IN SEEING COUPLES
MURDER EACH OTHER ON TELEVISION
WILL MAKE OUR PARENTS DO IT AND
WE PROBABLY CAN'T STOP THEM FROM
WATCHING WHAT THEY WANT TO WATCH
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT
MORE DIFFICULT BECAUSE CABLE
MAKES IT SO CONVENIENT.
IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE EASY ACCESS
THEY'D BE BUMMED OUT BUT IT'S
NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE
THEM WHAT THEY WANT, IS IT?
>> HEY, SAY THE LAST PART AGAIN?
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT WAS THE LAST PART YOU
SAID?
>> I SAID IT'S NOT OUR
RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE THEM WHAT
THEY WANT.
>> THE PART ABOUT YOUR PARENTS
GOT GETTING THE CHANNELS EASILY.
>>I SAID IT WOULD BUM THEM OUT.
>> HOW MUCH WOULD IT BUM THEM
OUT?
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
STAND BY FOR A MESSAGE FROM THE
PRESIDENT OF YOUR CABLE COMPANY.
>> IN AN EFFORT TO STOP IS THE
CRIES OF CHILDREN IN THE AREA
CUSTOMERS STILL WISHING TO CREW
TRUE CRIME NETWORKS WILL HAVE TO
PURCHASE A SEPARATE PACKAGE WILL
WILL REQUIRE SERVICE EVERY NIGHT
AND THE PURCHASE OF 300 CHANNELS
IN PORTUGUESE.
WE REALIZE IT MAY BE AN
INCONVENIENCE WE HOPE YOU VOICE
ALL YOUR CONCERNS TO US BECAUSE
AT YOUR LOCAL COMPANY THE
CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS OUR BITCH.
>> JADEN SMITH LETS HIS PARENTS
DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THE GUYS AT WORK
TOOK A BET ON WHO WOULD WIN IN A
FIGHT YOU OR JADEN SMITH AND
EY SAID JADEN SMITH.
HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIVE WITH
JADEN SMITH, DAD.
>> I WISH I COULD SO I'D BE
RICH.
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO LIVE IN A
BORING SEXLESS MARRIAGE WHERE
ALL WE DO IS PISS EACH OTHER
OFF.
CRAP.
SHARON, I'M SORRY.
>> NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, RANDY.
WITHOUT ANY SEX WE JUST SEEM TO
GET MADDER AND MADDER.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, SHARON.
WE DON'T NEED MURDER PORN FOR
PASSION IN OUR MARRIAGE.
WE NEED THE SPARK BACK.
LET'S GO AWAY, ME AND YOU.
SOME WHERE EXCITING AND
BEAUTIFUL TO FOCUS ON US.
SHARON?
HEY, SHARON, ARE YOU HERE?
>> I'M HERE, RANDY.
>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT
>> COME OVER HERE.
I BUILT US AFIRE.
>> LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.
>> DIAMONDS.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
>> THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU AND
THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME
FROM.
>> I HAVE A SURPRISE TOO, RANDY.
>> OH, YEAH, WHAT'S THAT?
SHARON WHAT THE [BLEEP]ING
[BLEEP] WAS THAT?
>> SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST.
>> JESUS, YOU STUCK A PICKAX IN
MY SKULL.
>> I DID.
THAT FELT GREAT.
>> FELT GREAT?
>> YEAH.
>> HOLD ON, STAY BY THE LAKE.
I WANT TO KILL YOU NOW.
OH, MY GOD YOU PUT THAT SWORD
RIGHT THROUGH MY FACE.
>> IT FELT SO GOOD.
>> MY TURN AGAIN.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF MURDERING
YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
CAN YOU GET TO THE CABIN AND GET
IN BED.
>> I'M GOING NOW.
>> YOU LAZY JERK, YOU NEVER DO
ANYTHING AROUND THE HOUSE.
>> YOU BITCH.
I LOVE YOU.
Informative Murder Porn
s17e02 October 02, 2013
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.

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