I KNOW, BUT WHY DO THEYHAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON US ?
WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT AROUNDFOR THEM TO COME BACK ?
OH, HERE COMES THE BUS.
BUTTERS, ARE YOU THEONLY ONE THAT CAME BACK ?
CONFEDERATE MESSENGER BUTTERS,REPORTING, SIR.
I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOUFROM THE BATTLEFIELD.
WHAT BATTLEFIELD ?
TOPEKA-- WE'RE RAISINGALL KINDS OF HELL, SEE ?
IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST FUNI'VE HAD IN SEVERAL MONTHS.
W-WELL YOU GONNA READYOUR MESSAGE, OR NOT ?
"DEAR GUYS...
"WORDS CANNOT EXPRESSHOW MUCH I HATE YOU GUYS.
"AS WE FIGHT OUR WAY NORTHWARDINTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN
"ONLY THAT ONE THINGREMAINS CERTAIN:THAT I HATE YOU GUYS
"WITH EVERY TIRED MUSCLEIN MY CONFEDERATE BODY.
"WE HAVE TAKEN TOPEKA,NOW I MUST RALLY THE MENON TO MISSOURI.
"BECAUSE I WILL NOT STOPUNTIL WE HAVE WON IT ALL,
"AND YOU GUYS ARE MY SLAVES.
"BECAUSE...I HATE YOU GUYS.
"I HATE YOU GUYSSO VERY, VERY MUCH.
YOURS, GENERALCARTMAN LEE."
GODAMMIT, THAT FATPIECE OF SH-(beep ) !
DUDE, WHAT IF CARTMANREALLY DOES SUCCEED
AND WE REALLY DOHAVE TO BE HIS SLAVES ?
THAT WOULD SUCKSO MUCH ASS !
WE HAVE TOSTOP HIM, DUDE !
I'LL GO GET MY GRANDPA,HE'LL HELP US.
WHERE'S THE CONFEDERATEARMY NOW, BUTTERS ?
UH, I AIN'T SUPPOSEDTO TELL YOU THAT,
IF I TOLD YOU THAT,W-WELL I'D BE A...
NO-GOODYANKEE SON-OF-A-BITCH.
WE'LL GIVE YOUTEN BUCKS.
OH, OKAY !
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