CLAIM THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO POO.
PROPERTY OWNERSARE BEING ORDERED
TO MODIFY THEIR BATHROOMS,COSTING TAXPAYERS MILLIONS.
OPPONENTS OF THE MEASURE AREEXPRESSING THEIR OUTRAGE
BY ENGAGING IN THE ACTOF RASCAL TIPPING.
- STOP IT, YOU KIDS!
STOP--
STOP![kids laughing]
WEEEEEE!WEEEEEEEEE!
- THE GOVERNMENT WARNS
THAT RASCAL TIPPINGCAN BE DANGEROUS
AND MAY LEAD TO FAT PEOPLESHITTING THEIR PANTS
AS THEY KICK AND SCREAMON THE FLOOR.
TO COUNTER THE CRISIS,THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
HAS CALLED FOR $25 MILLIONIN AID
SO THAT ALL MOBILITY SCOOTERS
CAN BE FITTED WITHA TIP ASSIST DEVICE.
- OH, YEAH. NICE.
YEAH, THAT WORKS PRETTY WELL.
- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
- WHAT, KYLE?
- WE SHOULD NOT BEWASTING TIME AND MONEY
MAKING SURE CARTMAN'SFAT SCOOTER
CAN'T BE TIPPED OVER!
- YOU CONDONE RASCAL TIPPING,KYLE?
DO YOU KNOW THATALL OVER OUR COUNTRY
PEOPLE ON MOBILITY SCOOTERSARE BEING VICTIMIZED?
- SO GET OFF YOUR FUCKINGSCOOTERS AND PICK THEM UP!
- OH! OHHH!DID YOU HEAR HIM?!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ADELE ISTALKING ABOUT!
OUR CULTURECELEBRATES ANOREXIA
AND TRIES TO MAKE US ASHAMED
IF WE DON'T HAVESLIM STOMACHS
AND PERKY LITTLE TITSLIKE KYLE!
WELL, I FOR ONE, AM GOINGTO STOP FEELING ASHAMED
JUST BECAUSE KYLE THROWS UPIN THE BATHROOM SIX TIMES A DAY
TO MAKE SURE HE LOOKS GOODON HIS MAGAZINE COVERS!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OFYOURSELF, KYLE,
EATING YOUR LATKESAND GAFILTE FISH
AND THEN PUTTING YOUR FINGERSDOWN YOUR THROAT
BECAUSE SOCIETY TELLS YOUHOW TO LOOK!
I'M NOT FEELING SHAME ANYMORE!
FROM NOW ON I AM GOINGTO SHOP SITTING DOWN
AND SKIP TO THE FRONT OF LINESWITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH!
JUST BECAUSE SOMEONENEEDS A MOBILITY SCOOTER
DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE AN IGNORANTPIECE OF WHITE TRASH, KYLE!
I MAY BE FAT,BUT I'M NOT HONEY BOO BOO!
- WHO'S HONEY BOO BOO?
- DUDE, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HONEY BOO BOO?
Rascal Tipping
Raising the Bar s16e09
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.

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