Son a bitch!
Hey, come on in.You're not alone, bud.
We're all facingthe same struggles
and trying to do somethingabout it.
Anyway, please continue,Richard.
Well, like I was saying,I've been addicted
to memberberriesfor about two months now.
It's okay, man.You're not alone.
It's just, you know,
membering is so much more funthan thinking.
I want so bad to go backwhen things were good --
when I was a kid, you know?
Like, the '80s and the '90s,and things made sense, you know?
And that's how we got here tothis very memberberry election.
What is this?
What have been your struggleswith memberberries, Gerald?
I-I don't even knowwhat a member--
Memberberry #1:Member the Degobah system?
Memberberry #2:Oh, I loved Degobah!
That's where Yoda lived!Memberberry #3:Member Yoda?
Oh, I member![ Clears throat ]
Michael, are there memberberriesin your pocket?
Oh-ho!Member Corellian corvettes?
I memberCorellian corvettes!
[ Squish ]
Anyway, Gerald,what has your experience been?
I don't even knowwhat memberberries are.
Gerald, come on.The first step towards healing
is admittingyou've got a problem.
Yeah?Well, you've got a fat pussy,
and you should goand [bleep] kill yourself!
Sorry.I think I'm in the wrong place.
You're Not Alone
Out for walk, Gerald can't believe his luck when he comes across an addiction support group. He's surprised when he learns what addiction the rest of the group is facing.