You're All A Bunch of Fat Pigs - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

- LAST WEEK, THE STUDENTSOF THIS SCHOOL

PARTICIPATED INTHE PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TEST.

I AM SAD TO ANNOUNCETHAT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY

SCORED THE LOWESTIN HEALTH AND FITNESS

IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

ON THE WHOLE, YOU STUDENTSACTUALLY SCORED FINE.

BUT THE PRESIDENT'SFITNESS TEST

IS SCORED ON A SCHOOL WIDEAVERAGE,

AND ONE FOURTH GRADERAT THIS SCHOOL SCORED SO LOW...

WITH A TERRIFYINGBODY FAT SCORE

AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSUREAND THE CHOLESTEROL LEVELS

OF A 70-YEAR-OLD MAN,

THAT IT ACTUALLY BROUGHTYOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL'S AVERAGE

DOWN TO THE LOWESTIN THE COUNTRY.

- [yawns]

- HOWEVER, THE PRESIDENTIALFITNESS PROGRAM

NEVER WANTSTO SINGLE OUT ONE CHILD,

BECAUSE THEN THAT CHILDMIGHT FEEL BAD,

AND SO AS FARAS WE'RE CONCERNED,

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHOF FAT FUCKIN' PIGS.

- UH, COULD YOU PLEASE USEA LITTLE DIFFERENT TERMINOLOGY?

- SORRY...AS FARAS THE BOARD IS CONCERNED,

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHOF FAT FUCKIN' PIGS.

AND SO IT IS THE RECOMMENDATIONOF THIS BOARD

THAT EVERY WEEK, EACH CLASSWILL ALTERNATE TURNS

GIVING UP THEIR RECESSESAND INSTEAD REPORTING TO P.E.

[students groan]