I guess something happenedat school today
involving two of Stan's friends[whispers] being gay.
Yeah, Stan seemsreally perplexed.
Our town has only hada Whole Foods for three weeks,
and we already haveour first gay kids.
Go talk to him, Randy,and be delicate.
How's it hanging?
I'm confused, Dad.There was this thing at school.
Well, guess what.
You've got a reallyprogressive P.C. dad
who knows all aboutthis stuff, okay?
Go ahead.Ask me anything.
I just don't understandhow it's decided.
Ah, well, you see,it's a combination
of genetic, hormonal,and environmental influences.
No, I mean, like,what makes the Asians decide
who they're gonnamake gay?
The Asians decidewho's gonna be gay?
Uh, uh, yeah.Yeah, they do.
Uh, the Asians just,you know --
They just pickwho they pick,
and, um, so it'sthe way it's always been.
So, you've heardof yaoi?
[ Chuckles ]Yeah, of course.
Yaoi, anal intercourse,Maui Zaui.
I-I knowall this stuff, Stan.
Randy does his best to answer Stan's questions about sexuality.