♪ DOOT DOOT DOODOOT DOOT DOO ♪
♪ DOOT DOOT DOO ♪ DOOT DOOT DOO
♪ FOR HE IS LORDLORD LORD LORD ♪
WHERE ARE YOU FROM,LITTLE BOY ?
DENVER.
AND GOD IS TELLING METHAT YOU HAVE...
BAD EYESIGHT,IS THAT IT ?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !
OOH !OOH !
WELL GOD IS GOING TOHEAL THOSE EYES
AND SAVE YOU FROMTHE DEVIL BE GONE-A !
HOORAY !HOORAY !
♪ FOR HE IS LORDLORD LORD LORD ♪
RIGHT HERE WE HAVEA LITTLE GIRL WHO ISVERY, VERY UGLY.
DO YOU BELIEVE HE'S GOING TOCURE YOUR FACE OF THE UGLIES ?
YES !
HE'S GONNA TAKETHAT UGLY FACE
AND MAKE YOU REASONABLETO LOOK AT - BWAP !
WRRRRRRRR !
OH GOOD LORD,SOMEBODY SAY AMEN !
AMEN !AMEN !
♪ DOOT DOOT DOO
HI, HI, WELCOMETO HEAVEN, BROTHER !
YOU FOLLOWED THE MORMON FAITHAND SO YOU'VE BEEN LET IN !
UH, ACTUALLY,I'M JUST STOPPING BY.
WELL, YOU PICKEDA GREAT TIME !
WE'VE GOTCOOKIES AND PUNCH
AND WERE JUST ABOUT TOSTART PLAYING CHARADES !
HOORAY !HOORAY !
AND THEN BROTHER STEPHEN'SBROUGHT HIS GUITAR
SO WE CAN SING SONGS ABOUTHOW MUCH IT HURTS TO LIE !
OOOH !OOOH !
UH, LOOK, I JUST NEEDTO TALK WITH GOD.
IS HE AROUND ?
SURE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO ISSAY HIS NAME AND HE'S THERE.
I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR THAT.
ME TOO !ME TOO !
GREAT, THANKS.
UH, HELLO, GOD ?
IT'S UH...SATAN.
YEA, LOOK UPON MEAND KNOW ME.
HI, GOD.
HELLO, SATAN.
IT'S BEENA LONG TIME.
YEAH.
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE ?
DO YOU WISH TO MOUNT YOURUNHOLY WAR AGAINST HEAVEN ?
NO, I HAVE A PROBLEM ANDI NEED YOUR ADVICE.
YOU WANT TO RULEMORE THAN HELL ?
YOU WANT TO DESTROYTHE EARTH ?
NO, IT'S KIND OFA LONG STORY BUT...
WELL, IT ALL STARTEDWHEN THIS IRAQI DICTATOR,SADDAM HUSSEIN,
WAS KILLED BYA PACK OF WILD BOARS.
I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRSTMET HIM IN HELL,
IT WAS A LOVELY MORNINGIN APRIL AND...
♪ OH PRAISE THE LORD
AND NOW I AM RECEIVINGA MESSAGE DIRECTLY FROM GOD !
GOD IS TELLING ME...
THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUIS TO WALK UP TO THIS STAGE
AND GIVE ME ONE DOLLAR !
SO, I WANT EVERYONETO FEEL THE LOVE OF GODBY COMING ON UP HERE
AND PUTTING A DOLLARIN THE BOX-A !
COME ON, DON'T BE SHY,COME ON-A !
DUDE, THAT SEEMSKIND OF WEIRD.
YEAH, I DON'T REMEMBER HIMSAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
AND NOW CHRIS AND SADDAMJUST KEEP KILLING EACH OTHEROVER AND OVER
A Dollar for God
Probably s04e11
God wants the children to give Cartman money.

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