The Carrot - Video Clip | South Park Studios Nordics

KENNY !SHUT UP, KENNY !

YOU SHUT UP, FAT ASS !

HANG IN THERE, SWEETIEWE'LL BE THERE SOON.

WELCOME ABOARD SCOTLAND AIR.

OUR TRIP TO EDINBURGH SHOULDTAKE ABOUT TWELVE HOURS.

TWELVE HOURS ?

JESUS CHRIST !

IN THE MEANTIME, WE'D LIKE TOSHOW YOU A COMPLIMENTARY FILM.

OH GOOD.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS AWALL STREET EXECUTIVE.

WITH EVERYTHINGGOING FOR HIM !

ONLY PROBLEM IS

HE'S ABOUT TO BECOME...

A CARROT !

I'M A CARROT !

IT'S TWENTY FOURCARROT COMEDY !

ROB SCHNEIDER IS...

"A CARROT"RATED PG-13.

OH FOR THE,LOVE OF CHRIST.

I WANNA WATCH,FAT BOY !

NO KENNY,IT'S NOT FUNNY !

KYLE - KYLE !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTO STOP ME STAN,

THIS IS WHATMY GRANDMA WANTS !

LOOK, I WENT AND SAWTHAT JOHN EDWARD GUY.

HE'S JUST A BIG DOUCHE.

HE'S NOT A DOUCHE !

HE TALKEDTO MY GRANDMA !

KYLE, YOU CAN'TRUN YOUR LIFE BASED ON

WHAT SOME DOUCHIEPSYCHIC SAID.

THEY ALL JUST USE A TECHNIQUECALLED "COLD READING".

THEY'VE USED IT FORHUNDREDS OF YEARS

TO MAKE PEOPLEBELIEVE THEM.

HEY, WOA NOW,JOHN EDWARD IS FOR REAL !

NO, HE'S NOT.

YEAH, MY SISTERTOLD ME

HE KNEW OUR MOTHER'S NAMEAND WHEN SHE DIED !

JOHN EDWARD ?

OH YEAH, I HEARD HE WALKED UPTO A GUY ON THE STREET

AND SAID HIS DEAD FATHERWANTED TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

AND IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY !

YEAH, KID, HOW DOYOU EXPLAIN THAT ?

ALRIGHT, LOOKI'LL SHOW YOU.

I JUST NEED A VOLUNTEER,HOW ABOUT YOU ?

OHHH, ME !

( applause )

OKAY, I'M GOING TOPRETEND THAT A DEAD PERSON

IS TALKING TO MEABOUT YOU, OKAY ?

OKAY...

OKAY, WATCH KYLE.

IT'S AN OLDER MAN--SOMEONE VERY CLOSE TO YOU.

MY FATHER ?

DOES THIS MONTH, NOVEMBER,HOLD A SPECIAL SIGNIFICANCE ?

MY BIRTHDAYIS IN NOVEMBER !

RIGHT, BECAUSE HE'S SAYING"TELL HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

OH MY GOD !

SEE KYLE, I JUST STARTED WITHSOMETHING REALLY VAGUE.

I CHOSE "OLDER MAN"BECAUSE I'M BETTING

THAT BASED ON THIS WOMAN'S AGEHER FATHER IS MOST LIKELY DEAD.

BUT IF HERFATHER WASN'T DEAD

I COULD STILL SAY IT WASSOME OTHER OLDER MAN.

BUT HOW'D YOU KNOWHER BIRTHDAY WASIN NOVEMBER ?

I DIDN'T, I ASKED HER IFNOVEMBER MEANT ANYTHING.

HER FATHER COULD HAVEDIED IN NOVEMBER

OR THANKSGIVING WASREALLY SPECIAL FOR THEM

BUT I GO WITH THE BIRTHDAYAND VALIDATE NOW AS IF I KNEW

BY SAYING, "HE WISHES YOUA HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

WHAT ELSE DOES HE SAY ?

OKAY, I'LL JUST USEAN OLD STANDARD...

HE'S SAYING, "THE MONEY--STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE MONEY".

OH MY GOD...

MY SISTER AND I HAVE BEENFIGHTING OVER HIS INHERITANCE !

THAT'S AMAZING !

NO, IT ISN'T.

WHEN A FATHER DIESINHERITANCE IS USUALLY AN ISSUE.

AND MONEY IS SOMETHINGEVERYONE WORRIES ABOUT.

THAT SOUNDS A LITTLETOO COINCIDENTAL.

YES, THERE'S ONLYONE EXPLANATION.

THIS KID CAN COMMUNICATEWITH THE DEAD !

WOW !WOW !WOAAA !

DO ME NEXT, I WANT TOTALK TO MY MOTHER !

CAN YOU TRY TO REACHMY GRANDFATHER ?

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

IF MY SISTER ISIN A GOOD PLACE !

ME NEXT !I'LL PAY YOU !

KID, HOW WOULD YOULIKE YOUR OWN

"TALKING TO THE DEAD" SHOW ?